Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 05, 2022

And maybe a brain enhancement would be helpful for her!!!

The two stroke cycle or four stroke one ?  I ran a guy’s two stroke mower over his lawn years ago. I was helping a friend mow two adjacent yards for pay. I like 4 stroke cycle engines better but the 2 stroker was an experience.

You gotta get that helmet off your stupid head, BD!!

He lost me a Lawn Boy. Give me any cheap generic push mower with a Briggs & Stratton ahead of that thing.

I’m kind of with BD on this one. If you feel like you need surgery to change yourself physically just to fit in with people you haven’t even met, yet, you’re clearly overthinking it.

Shirley Jackson she ain’t.

I’m guessing that lawn boy was popular when this strip first ran.

Nowadays, a ‘’zero-turn’’ rider is the cool wheels for the lawn nuts.

B.D. is not sacrificing the girls on the alter of social acceptance. Period!

These days, if Trudeau did indeed reduce Boopsie’s chest size, he’d be accused of “going woke”.

They don’t serve beer in cans on planes.They pour it out into a plastic cup.

And (SPOILER) BD will find out you can’t away from Zonker-types even when you get away from Zonker.

For once, just keep your thinking at the speed of sound!!

2-stroke more polluting

What are they flying in? A DC-3?

Boopsie thinks B.D. is going to be faculty rather than staff?

I did have a girlfriend who considered breast reduction. I gritted my teeth but said nothing one way or another. Don’t get me wrong; I was all for it. Once you have been nearly knocked unconscious by one, it’s really not that attractive. :)

I think he meant a human to do the work, not just the equipment.