Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 24, 2022

How to lose your readers with the first paragraph.

If by “Doctor”, you mean “mad scientist” then yeah, I agree.

You’re a genius, Calvin, but a misunderstood one. How so? Nobody thinks you’re a genius.

Next page… The End

“Hope of Mankind”? Oh, boy!

Stable genius.

The tiny terror comes to mind.

Call me Ishmael. Oh, no, wait, wrong book.

Yep. Best to be sure you know who you are and what power you have before you try to take over the world

With some luck that could become an excellent comic strip.

Isn’t Doctor Destiny a villain in DC Comics?

As I’ve said before, the ego has landed…….

Careful, Calvin, let’s not start that whole “Calvin the Bold” thing again…

“How To Make Sure No One Gives A $#!@.”

Now go get your White Whale, Calvin!

I get the feeling that this is just the title.

A truly great opening to an epic novel….Too bad no one really enjoys reading Moby Dick.

He went with Calvin, cause Ishmael was taken.

I wonder if Mine Comph started like that. I wouldn’t know, but I’m thinking it did.

Good start, Calvin. Now you have to do something to earn the start.

“It’s All About Me” would be a good title.

Your journal is about to get up and walk out on you.

And instead of whales, we’ll have all the information on Tigers…

“How I Saved The World Today, Thank You.”

That should make an amusing school report…

Never fear world, Calvin is here to save you from yourself

This is going to be great when he declassifies it retroactively after leaving office.

Fauci’s first name is actually Calvin!? Anthony’s a middle name?? (Little known facts from the Journal of Science History)

I’ll say, this’ll be SUPER helpful to his therapist when he’s getting diagnosed with narcissistic personality disorder in 10 years

“Doctor Destiny” isn’t short for “Calvin, Boy Genius, Hope of Mankind.”

I know another “blond” boy with bad hair and a narcissistic personality. However this boy is 76 years old.

Keep trying, kiddo!

He might as well call himself “Calvin the Bold Boy Genius of Destiny, Hope of Mankind”.

If I had half of this kid’s confidence….

Those self praisings will boomerang, Calvin.

DC Comics’ lawyers want a word with you, Calvin…..

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Doctor_Destiny

It’s stuff like this that gives journalists a bad name.

Diary of a Mad Houseboy?

Practicing for office. I get it.

They don’t call him Dr. Love!

Humble, ain’t he?