Reality Check by Dave Whamond for August 06, 2022

Unfortunately, his defence is nothing to crow about.

The defence is raven mad.

Sure, and his client isn’t a flight risk either.

The judge is going to throw the rook at him

That argument is caw caw.

Is Ralph apologizing for the puns in the comic or the puns to come in the commentary?

Maybe no probable caws, but he does have those probable claws.

That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it

Q—What do you call it when two crows are sitting on a power line and a third tries to land on the wire but gets scared away? A—An attempted murder.Thank you, ladies and germs. I’ll be here all week.

I see there’s a jury of his caws

Warning – Grandad joke: Why do crows in the road never get hit by cars? Because they have a lookout crow – when a vehicle approaches, he says “Caw! Caw! Caw!”

When Grandma got run over by a reindeer, they wanted to charge Santa. But they couldn’t find probable Claus.

Sheesh! Where’s my crowbar?!

He does have his dark side though. :)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO nice reference to hunters in world of warcraft

The very accusation makes him mad as a hornet!

“When will the defendant go free?”

“Nevermore.”

But Ralphie … that’s what it’s all about …!

Well, he, and his Gang, sure carrion at road kills.

He was playing in a chess game at the time of the murder.