Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 12, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  about 2 years ago

    Hey Hobbes, no touching there!

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    codycab  about 2 years ago

    It probably would be cool to have a tail. Maybe to bounce and stuff.

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    bluram  about 2 years ago
    By cracky, he does have a cracky!
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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  about 2 years ago

    No opposable toes or fangs either.

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    He’s not an Instagram woman.

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    Erse IS better  about 2 years ago

    Tails may BE aesthetic but that’s not ALL they are!

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    Farside99  about 2 years ago

    Hey! It’s the next big fad! After long hair, and nose rings, and tattoes, and devil horn implants, and gender flip-flop surgery, a tail is the next big thing on the list! Maybe with unicorn horns after that! How about long ears? Up or down?? Gotta make ourselves different than the last (and obviously out of touch) generation. Be cool, Daddy-O.

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    SHIVA  about 2 years ago

    Needs clean underwear!!!

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    Imagine  about 2 years ago

    Until the next better thing comes along.

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    sandpiper  about 2 years ago

    Never heard a tail described in that way. Good one.

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    Susan00100  about 2 years ago

    Sometimes it does, Calvin. A hand whack or two!!

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    Dr. Quatermass  about 2 years ago

    That’s what I’m always going to say when a cute girl compliments me on my butt… which, by the way, will statistically never happen!

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    Its just me  about 2 years ago

    One does exist, it’s an inny though.

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    californiamonty  about 2 years ago

    Technically, Calvin does have a tail, as in tailbone.

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    Calvinist1966  about 2 years ago

    But your butt needs all the help it can get Calvin. You keep getting your butt kicked.

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    Calvinist1966  about 2 years ago

    A very human Hobbes today rather than the animalistic Hobbes of yesterday’s strip.

    Watterson explains in The Calvin and Hobbes Tenth Anniversary Book that he sees Hobbes as more animal than human and based him partly on his cat Sprite. He goes on to state in the third paragraph on Hobbes “I do not see Hobbes as a toy who miraculously comes to life when alone with Calvin. Nor do I see Hobbes as a product of Calvin’s imagination.”

    As I have explained before, I originally assumed that the living Hobbes was meant to be part of Calvin’s wonderful imagination but I read my first Calvin and Hobbes collection in May 1988 and noticed that some strips show Hobbes as alive when Calvin isn’t with him. After that I kept an eye out for strips that show Hobbes without Calvin. Some strips certainly show the living Hobbes as catlike while others show him more as an enlarged version of the stuffed toy that characters other than Calvin see him as.

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    orinoco womble  about 2 years ago

    Sounds like that guy who’s obese but says he’s a perfect physical specimen.

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    tremaine53  about 2 years ago

    Aesthetic? Oh, no my friend! A tail will help with your balance, AND give you something to chase.

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    jagedlo  about 2 years ago

    Hobbes begs to disagree, Calvin!

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Ok, Hobbes, that’s a no peeking zone….

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  about 2 years ago

    Hobbes literally making Calvin the butt of the joke.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Have you heard the tail of Calvin?

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    But just in case you change your mind:

    https://rounderbum.com

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I agree Hobbes – I’d like to hang around by my tail IF I had one. Gently swinging in the breeze while I read or meditate or snooze. Kinda like my hammock but much less of a nuisance to set up.

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    Amra Leo  about 2 years ago

    Tails are cool…

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    gantech  about 2 years ago

    “Mrs. Robinson, if you don’t mind my saying so, this conversation is getting a little strange.”

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    KEA  about 2 years ago

    contrary to popular belief, evolution isn’t progressing toward perfection, it’s just adapting to environment

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I have to admit. We tailless creatures seem to be somewhat of a rarity among the population of earth. Where did we go wrong?

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    Just-me  about 2 years ago

    If Calvin is the pinnacle of creation, then I’m in serious trouble…

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    Jogger2  about 2 years ago

    No tail, no stripes, no claws, and small teeth.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 years ago

    What about claws? Pretty puny excuse for claws. :)

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    Indianapolis Smith  about 2 years ago

    I have to go with Hobbes on this one…

    Hey! Quit looking at my tucus!

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    anomaly  about 2 years ago

    It’s for balance when you’re running on all fours. How are you going to take down a zebra without one?

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 2 years ago

    I’ve seen a number of anthropomorphic animals with no tails. It bugs me, but I suppose the cartoonists see it as just a needless, well, detail.

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    willie_mctell  about 2 years ago

    I’ve always wanted a tail, preferably prehensile.

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    AndrewSihler  about 2 years ago

    I’ve long thought that tails would be nice, but frankly a tail made of regular skin wouldn’t cut it. Nor a tail covered with stringy chimpanzee-sy hair, either. So maybe it’s for the best. It is curious that all of our closest primate cousins are tailless. Must have been some sort of fad that was going around, eight or ten milliion years ago.

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    Marty241  about 2 years ago

    If we had tails we would know if someone was glad to see us because they’d wag.

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    mindjob  about 2 years ago

    With tails, we could go back to swinging through trees. Perhaps we’re headed that way anyhow

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago

    This reminds me of a comment once made about the Green Bay Packers’ all-time great middle linebacker, Ray Nitschke: “Didn’t have a nickname; didn’t need one.”

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    g04922  about 2 years ago

    LOL… Hobbes checking out Calvin. Too funny.

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    rshive  about 2 years ago

    Have you taken a poll, Calvin?

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    tee929  about 2 years ago

    He is not a Kardashian!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  about 2 years ago

    ‘Superiority’ is a matter of perspective.

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    leopardglily  about 2 years ago

    Nobody’s butt needs as(s)thetic enhancement, but the Kardashians do it anyways.

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    j.painterjones  about 2 years ago

    I think it is the cutest drawing, Hobbes looking for Calvin’s tail!!!!!!!!

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    Dreaming in Alola  about 2 years ago

    I like how there are a thousand different ways Hobbes could refute Calvin’s delusional statement and THAT’S the one he picks.

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    hagarthehorrible  about 2 years ago

    A six year old wirh such confidence. Hail to Calvin! Thanks for keeping us hooked on to this strip.

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    You'rePunny  about 2 years ago

    Some days I think it would be cool to have a prehensile tail, so I can grab on to things. It’d be like have a third hand. But then I think about sitting down anywhere with it and decide it’s not worth it.

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    BobA57  about 2 years ago

    Tell that to the Kardashians.

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    glowing-steak32  7 months ago

    I still lack three fox tails, I wanna be a half-kitsune!

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