Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 28, 2022

So are we going to pretend this was actually funny? LOL

Almost a million steps? Did he walk to Timbuktu?

When working at the grocery store collecting carts, cleaning spills, anything else that involves a lot of running around, my average number of steps is thirty thousand.

“Tired,” eh Frank?

Nancy?

For “funnies” Yell “Frank there’s a Spider crawling on YOU,” at the top of your lungs.

I’ll bet “tired” Frank will find “energy” real quick.

I love it when my health app gives me a “bonus”

So Frank walked the equivalent of about 18 marathons a day. Or maybe he started running like Terry Fox.

I think Nancy is jealous because Frank is obviously going to sleep well, like immediately.

Might not be slapstick funny, but it is a warm, gentle sort of humor that makes you smile. If not, next time Nancy will hit him in the face with a lemon cream pie.

“I can sleep well after all that walking.”

Nancy is left wondering what happened to all that strength and stamina.

Well I’d certainly be tired after taking all them steps.

Frank Degroot’s day job is …….?

“and i would walk 500 miles and i would walk 500 more, just to be the man who would walk a thousand miles to fall down at your door”

I think it was counting the gas bubbles in his large intestine.

Yep Nancy, he’s going to pretend and you’re going to pretend he’s not pretending. What a Beautiful couple♡.

I tried using a step counter app on my phone. It didn’t work. half the time it didn’t even record steps.

Depending on the size of his steps, tha’s probably somewhere close to 500 km / 300 miles. I think he should try a different app.

Satisfied, Nancy??

No night of passion tonight!!

Smartphones are getting too smart.

If he took one step every second, 24 hours a day, he would have to walk non-stop for 14.4 days to get 987k steps.

Easier than arguing with Nancy,or any of you readers.:))

Probably tied the cell phone to Puddles. Sort of like the lady that put her Fitbit on her dog’s tail to show her doctor she’d been walking at least a mile every day.

Why should today be a y different?

There’s the clear conscience they were discussing in Calvin.

Wether or not Frank actually did do an approximate million steps, he’s sleeping well. Now Nancy, on the other hand….

He wasn’t pretenting…he will sleep well!

Mind over matter.

Poor Nancy. She’s wondering how she ended up with this idiot. A man who, by the way, just ignores that she is speaking and goes to sleep after convincing himself he is exhausted.

Why would your own app lie to you?

My husband was in the hospital for several day, in bed all day. His fitness watch said he achieved all his goals for standing and walking. I knew it was not accurate even before that. But he still believes it.

While doubtful as to the correct number of steps, sleep this night seemed to come very easy and not due to any action on your part it seems….

So are we really going to pretend the whiners here actually care about the comic or just want to see their words on the screen and see how many likes and replies they get? OMG!

On one of my pre-pandemic running routes, there was a spot that I guess had electromagnetic interference. I guess that because, at that location, my heart rate monitor would sometimes show 32767 beats per minute.

He must be wearing a Fitbit Sense. Mine counts over 100 floors a day when the actual number is in the 10-15 range.

It’s maybe his lifetime mileage.

Sorry Frank but Nancy to sleep.

Frank’s saying that the incredibly active Mick Jagger’s got nothing on him regarding the number of steps taken!

I doubt he did that many steps, but it does appear he will sleep well.

Oh No! Frank is SICK!

At about 2.5 feet per step that’s over 467 miles.

I think that’s on Sunday Greg’s cruising/

But (as Frank is, he’d rather be snoozing/

Everyone needs a break/

In the great “give and take”/

So let’s call this “ mildly amusing”.

tomorrow: “It was a dark and stormy night” .

:-/

my app says I spend to much time reading the comment section on Luann : (

That lampshade looks like Tiffany’s hair.

Whatever works for you, Frank.

Sorry, Nancy. No “cuddling” tonight….

Those are some pretty strong bedroom eyes she’s giving him at the end. Too bad for Frank.