Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 25, 2022

Question: Without lips, how can the frog pronounce “prince”?

That is “Prince” – formerly known as “Frog”

Prince is risen!

He just needed her extra time.

Gives that old song “Soft and Wet” a whole new meaning.

I think Prince would be a boring date, since he’s dead.

I think Prince has wet his pants.

It would have made me happy if the frog had turned into Diana Prince AKA Wonder Woman.

Thus began his Purple Reign.

Something similar was done by Don Martin of MAD magazine many years ago.

Aaah! Zombie Frog Prince!

reminds me of the issues that I have with spell check and Grammarly at times…

Who even is that? I can only assume that’s…Prince. This joke is going “whoosh” for me.

“No…fingerprints!”

[Pause] “…I don’t think so…!”

Reminds me of that fingerprints joke from “Animaniacs” back in the 90s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xmAC9Qu908

Jack Pot.

Awww! What a genius he was.

Wow. That was one powerful kiss! Brought him back from the dead!

I’d take Prince over A prince anyday! I miss him.

Prince came back as a frog!!!

Next she will want a Little Red Corvette!

Little Green Hooper, baby you’re much too green!!!

But that was the medieval times, it was not 1999 yet.

Now sing “Adore You” to her

Could have been worse. Prince Humperdinck or Prince Valium. Only true fans know.

More like a little princess. ……

Be careful what you wish for. And be careful of what is actually said.

“Baby baby baaaaaabeee….what’s it gonna be?”

Back from the Grave.

This is actually better than some random prince. So go with it!

Must be a hologram of Prince. Gwen would kiss another frog and turn him into Freddie Mercury.

I would have rather had the talking frog.

Tall, dark and handsome, what more could the princess ask for!

worth it

What a Controversy

So did Elvis, but he’s still around.