Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 27, 2022

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    Hey, at least he used the right too.

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    carlsonbob  over 2 years ago

    I know a funny sentence for fascinate.

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    BasilBruce  over 2 years ago

    I know some girls who really scintillate; sometimes ’til nine!

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    sirbadger  over 2 years ago

    They hired Doc Toe Rate as one of the judges on the “World’s Prettiest Toes” contest.

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    pbaiey  over 2 years ago

    I thought if the crocs showed up again there would be a better welcome for them. I missed them. Yeah crocs!

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Where was he when I was in school?

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    blunebottle  over 2 years ago

    I have an Artistic License posted on my wall by the authority of the Society of Highest Artistic Mastery (S.H.A.M.) signed by Dick Tayshun, Art Studio and Penny Wise..

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    jf13fox  over 2 years ago

    Wow, and I thought me did words goodly.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 2 years ago

    “Some people have a way with words, and other people , , , , um . . . . uh . . . . not have way.” -Steve Martin

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    John Smith  over 2 years ago

    Wish I could get a job as a PBS croc! I’d only have to work about 3-4 times per year.

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    shanen0  over 2 years ago

    I was expecting something like the father answering “I doctorate too many doctors today.”

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    WaitingMan  over 2 years ago

    Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster!

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    Masterskrain  over 2 years ago

    YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!! Welcome back Larry and Junior! Long time, no see!!!

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    abba3  over 2 years ago

    I miss the Crocs, Guard Duck, Fluffy Kitty, and the Pup. On the other hand, Wiseass on the Hill gets way too much exposure.

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    juicebruce  over 2 years ago

    Croc Power !

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    MayCauseBurns  over 2 years ago

    “I want my bathtub filled with milk.” Pasteurized? “No, just to my shoulders.”

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    SheMc  over 2 years ago

    Makes sense to me!!!

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I thought Larry’s son was a college student

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    phredturner  over 2 years ago

    Yes, that is Stephen’s SuperPower

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    Ellis97  over 2 years ago

    Says the croc speaking like the Hulk.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I always thought that paradox was two physicians.

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    uniquename  over 2 years ago

    You got much specialness Larry.

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    AZCoyote  over 2 years ago

    What’s the little arrow for?

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 2 years ago

    Larry knows words; he has the best words……….

    (Sorry – I shouldn’t insult Larry with that comparison.)

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    Goat from PBS  over 2 years ago

    His spelling is surprisingly decent.

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    einarbt  over 2 years ago

    Think that Zebra is quite safe. Well at least until Junior grows up.

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    jakarlsson  over 2 years ago

    “This is learning to spell with Darnell. I be Darnell Jackson, and todaywe gonna spell the word _____. Spell it with me now, _____. Now, let’s use it in a sentence:

    Catacomb: “I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb.”

    Mister: “My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister.”

    Undermine: “There’s a fine looking b!tch living in the apartment right undermine.”

    Cadaver: “I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to see her, and he said I cadaver.”

    Paramour: “I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and said what you got?. He said, ‘I got an Ace high and you’re going to needa paramour to beat me.’”

    Polyp: “On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was involved in a five car polyp on I-88.”

    Urinal: “After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, ‘Darnell urinal lot of trouble.’”

    Assert: “On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don’t smell liquor on my breath.”

    Cantilever: “My old lady just b!tch, b!tch but no matter how hard I try, I just cantilever.”

    Acoustic: “On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and then took me to the pool hall.”

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    LKrueger41  over 2 years ago

    “Good wordisms is my specialness” puts him is a league with Bucky Katt. A face-to-face debate would be great fun.

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    jessegooddoggy  over 2 years ago

    EXCELLENT CROC STRIP !!!! Love it!!! WHY do we wait months to see them?

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    CaveCat87  over 2 years ago

    Yeah, it’s no wonder why Larry never succeeds in trying to catch Zebra, he’s never learned how to properly hunt let alone understand these types of words properly.

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    bwoodruf Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Love the crocs

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    Zebrastripes  over 2 years ago

    Croc is full of it….doctorate, that is….

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    christelisbetty  over 2 years ago

    MT Green’s, speechwriters.

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    Spiny Norman Premium Member over 2 years ago

    CROCS!!!!

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Likely a graduate of Sturtevant, Wisconsin: University of Lawsonomy.

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    txmystic  over 2 years ago

    Crocs!

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    DNCoyote  over 2 years ago

    Larry is always good for laugh, he’s cool :)

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    Imhungry  over 2 years ago

    The crocs should be making sentences using the word Zebra. “A Z bra is the largest size that you can buy.”

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    jth4510  over 2 years ago

    The beer drinkin’ crocs return!!

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    dlaemmerhirt999  over 2 years ago

    Larry’s son should sue “hid fadder” for custody of himself so he can live BY himself!

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I was very short when I was young, but I gruesome…

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    Lablubber   over 2 years ago

    Dorothy Parker was once challenged to use the word horticulture in a sentence, “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.”

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    alexius23  over 2 years ago

    It’s been much too long since the son has been in the daily strip

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    Bilan  over 2 years ago

    The doctor ate and got a doctor ache.

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    tarnsman  over 2 years ago

    I know one about “suxinate”, which is a form of chemical compound. But I would never be able to get it past the censors.

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    knight1192a  over 2 years ago

    Larry might be a redneck.

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    AndromedaMike  over 2 years ago

    Who doesn’t love the crocs?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 2 years ago

    Larry should write lame grade school notebooks.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Dat Larry – he a ignint foo’, ain’t he? :-)

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    Sisyphos  over 2 years ago

    Larry Croc is a whiz at wordism!

    Junior, pay no attention to your father!

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    platinumboy7  over 2 years ago

    We need more of the alligators. They are the best part of the strip. When they interact with the rest of the cast, it’s like the Three Stooges or Laurel and Hardy.

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    edeloriea14  over 2 years ago

    Been learning from Skyler, I bet.

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    captccpd  over 2 years ago

    my niece was doing her vocab list. Alienate. My BIL: in the dark no one could see what the alien ate. I still laugh 46 years later.

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    lindz.coop Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Love crocs.

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    Ermine Notyours  over 2 years ago

    In the immortal words of Micky Dolenz and Davy Jones:

    I was in Africa playing cards with the natives.

    Zulus?

    No, I usually won.

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    Brad Arrington  over 2 years ago

    The crocs haven’t been featured enough as of late.

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    Use the word “Ascot” in a sentence.

    I tried to jump over a barbed wire fence and got my……

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    mikeywilly  about 2 years ago

    I’m going to place a date on myself, but he’s mimicking Norm Crosby!

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    alikgator  about 2 years ago

    Just say doctorate your homework

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