I have an Artistic License posted on my wall by the authority of the Society of Highest Artistic Mastery (S.H.A.M.) signed by Dick Tayshun, Art Studio and Penny Wise..
“This is learning to spell with Darnell. I be Darnell Jackson, and todaywe gonna spell the word _____. Spell it with me now, _____. Now, let’s use it in a sentence:
Catacomb: “I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb.”
Mister: “My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister.”
Undermine: “There’s a fine looking b!tch living in the apartment right undermine.”
Cadaver: “I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to see her, and he said I cadaver.”
Paramour: “I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and said what you got?. He said, ‘I got an Ace high and you’re going to needa paramour to beat me.’”
Polyp: “On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was involved in a five car polyp on I-88.”
Urinal: “After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, ‘Darnell urinal lot of trouble.’”
Assert: “On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don’t smell liquor on my breath.”
Cantilever: “My old lady just b!tch, b!tch but no matter how hard I try, I just cantilever.”
Acoustic: “On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and then took me to the pool hall.”
Yeah, it’s no wonder why Larry never succeeds in trying to catch Zebra, he’s never learned how to properly hunt let alone understand these types of words properly.
We need more of the alligators. They are the best part of the strip. When they interact with the rest of the cast, it’s like the Three Stooges or Laurel and Hardy.
BE THIS GUY about 2 years ago
Hey, at least he used the right too.
carlsonbob about 2 years ago
I know a funny sentence for fascinate.
BasilBruce about 2 years ago
I know some girls who really scintillate; sometimes ’til nine!
sirbadger about 2 years ago
They hired Doc Toe Rate as one of the judges on the “World’s Prettiest Toes” contest.
pbaiey about 2 years ago
I thought if the crocs showed up again there would be a better welcome for them. I missed them. Yeah crocs!
The dude from FL Premium Member about 2 years ago
Where was he when I was in school?
blunebottle about 2 years ago
I have an Artistic License posted on my wall by the authority of the Society of Highest Artistic Mastery (S.H.A.M.) signed by Dick Tayshun, Art Studio and Penny Wise..
jf13fox about 2 years ago
Wow, and I thought me did words goodly.
MichaelAxelFleming about 2 years ago
“Some people have a way with words, and other people , , , , um . . . . uh . . . . not have way.” -Steve Martin
John Smith about 2 years ago
Wish I could get a job as a PBS croc! I’d only have to work about 3-4 times per year.
shanen0 about 2 years ago
I was expecting something like the father answering “I doctorate too many doctors today.”
WaitingMan about 2 years ago
Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster!
Masterskrain about 2 years ago
YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!! Welcome back Larry and Junior! Long time, no see!!!
abba3 about 2 years ago
I miss the Crocs, Guard Duck, Fluffy Kitty, and the Pup. On the other hand, Wiseass on the Hill gets way too much exposure.
juicebruce about 2 years ago
Croc Power !
MayCauseBurns about 2 years ago
“I want my bathtub filled with milk.” Pasteurized? “No, just to my shoulders.”
SheMc about 2 years ago
Makes sense to me!!!
Cameron1988 Premium Member about 2 years ago
I thought Larry’s son was a college student
phredturner about 2 years ago
Yes, that is Stephen’s SuperPower
Ellis97 about 2 years ago
Says the croc speaking like the Hulk.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 years ago
I always thought that paradox was two physicians.
uniquename about 2 years ago
You got much specialness Larry.
AZCoyote about 2 years ago
What’s the little arrow for?
Cozmik Cowboy about 2 years ago
Larry knows words; he has the best words……….
(Sorry – I shouldn’t insult Larry with that comparison.)
Goat from PBS about 2 years ago
His spelling is surprisingly decent.
einarbt about 2 years ago
Think that Zebra is quite safe. Well at least until Junior grows up.
jakarlsson about 2 years ago
“This is learning to spell with Darnell. I be Darnell Jackson, and todaywe gonna spell the word _____. Spell it with me now, _____. Now, let’s use it in a sentence:
Catacomb: “I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb.”
Mister: “My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister.”
Undermine: “There’s a fine looking b!tch living in the apartment right undermine.”
Cadaver: “I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to see her, and he said I cadaver.”
Paramour: “I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and said what you got?. He said, ‘I got an Ace high and you’re going to needa paramour to beat me.’”
Polyp: “On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was involved in a five car polyp on I-88.”
Urinal: “After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, ‘Darnell urinal lot of trouble.’”
Assert: “On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don’t smell liquor on my breath.”
Cantilever: “My old lady just b!tch, b!tch but no matter how hard I try, I just cantilever.”
Acoustic: “On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and then took me to the pool hall.”
LKrueger41 about 2 years ago
“Good wordisms is my specialness” puts him is a league with Bucky Katt. A face-to-face debate would be great fun.
jessegooddoggy about 2 years ago
EXCELLENT CROC STRIP !!!! Love it!!! WHY do we wait months to see them?
CaveCat87 about 2 years ago
Yeah, it’s no wonder why Larry never succeeds in trying to catch Zebra, he’s never learned how to properly hunt let alone understand these types of words properly.
bwoodruf Premium Member about 2 years ago
Love the crocs
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
Croc is full of it….doctorate, that is….
christelisbetty about 2 years ago
MT Green’s, speechwriters.
Spiny Norman Premium Member about 2 years ago
CROCS!!!!
zeexenon about 2 years ago
Likely a graduate of Sturtevant, Wisconsin: University of Lawsonomy.
txmystic about 2 years ago
Crocs!
DNCoyote about 2 years ago
Larry is always good for laugh, he’s cool :)
Imhungry about 2 years ago
The crocs should be making sentences using the word Zebra. “A Z bra is the largest size that you can buy.”
jth4510 about 2 years ago
The beer drinkin’ crocs return!!
dlaemmerhirt999 about 2 years ago
Larry’s son should sue “hid fadder” for custody of himself so he can live BY himself!
Packratjohn Premium Member about 2 years ago
I was very short when I was young, but I gruesome…
Lablubber about 2 years ago
Dorothy Parker was once challenged to use the word horticulture in a sentence, “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.”
alexius23 about 2 years ago
It’s been much too long since the son has been in the daily strip
Bilan about 2 years ago
The doctor ate and got a doctor ache.
tarnsman about 2 years ago
I know one about “suxinate”, which is a form of chemical compound. But I would never be able to get it past the censors.
knight1192a about 2 years ago
Larry might be a redneck.
AndromedaMike about 2 years ago
Who doesn’t love the crocs?
Otis Rufus Driftwood about 2 years ago
Larry should write lame grade school notebooks.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 2 years ago
Dat Larry – he a ignint foo’, ain’t he? :-)
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
Larry Croc is a whiz at wordism!
Junior, pay no attention to your father!
platinumboy7 about 2 years ago
We need more of the alligators. They are the best part of the strip. When they interact with the rest of the cast, it’s like the Three Stooges or Laurel and Hardy.
edeloriea14 about 2 years ago
Been learning from Skyler, I bet.
captccpd about 2 years ago
my niece was doing her vocab list. Alienate. My BIL: in the dark no one could see what the alien ate. I still laugh 46 years later.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 2 years ago
Love crocs.
Ermine Notyours about 2 years ago
In the immortal words of Micky Dolenz and Davy Jones:
I was in Africa playing cards with the natives.
Zulus?
No, I usually won.
Brad Arrington about 2 years ago
The crocs haven’t been featured enough as of late.
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
Use the word “Ascot” in a sentence.
I tried to jump over a barbed wire fence and got my……
mikeywilly about 2 years ago
I’m going to place a date on myself, but he’s mimicking Norm Crosby!
alikgator about 2 years ago
Just say doctorate your homework