I have an Artistic License posted on my wall by the authority of the Society of Highest Artistic Mastery (S.H.A.M.) signed by Dick Tayshun, Art Studio and Penny Wise..
“This is learning to spell with Darnell. I be Darnell Jackson, and todaywe gonna spell the word _____. Spell it with me now, _____. Now, let’s use it in a sentence:
Catacomb: “I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb.”
Mister: “My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister.”
Undermine: “There’s a fine looking b!tch living in the apartment right undermine.”
Cadaver: “I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to see her, and he said I cadaver.”
Paramour: “I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and said what you got?. He said, ‘I got an Ace high and you’re going to needa paramour to beat me.’”
Polyp: “On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was involved in a five car polyp on I-88.”
Urinal: “After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, ‘Darnell urinal lot of trouble.’”
Assert: “On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don’t smell liquor on my breath.”
Cantilever: “My old lady just b!tch, b!tch but no matter how hard I try, I just cantilever.”
Acoustic: “On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and then took me to the pool hall.”
Yeah, it’s no wonder why Larry never succeeds in trying to catch Zebra, he’s never learned how to properly hunt let alone understand these types of words properly.
We need more of the alligators. They are the best part of the strip. When they interact with the rest of the cast, it’s like the Three Stooges or Laurel and Hardy.
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Hey, at least he used the right too.
carlsonbob over 2 years ago
I know a funny sentence for fascinate.
BasilBruce over 2 years ago
I know some girls who really scintillate; sometimes ’til nine!
sirbadger over 2 years ago
They hired Doc Toe Rate as one of the judges on the “World’s Prettiest Toes” contest.
pbaiey over 2 years ago
I thought if the crocs showed up again there would be a better welcome for them. I missed them. Yeah crocs!
The dude from FL Premium Member over 2 years ago
Where was he when I was in school?
blunebottle over 2 years ago
I have an Artistic License posted on my wall by the authority of the Society of Highest Artistic Mastery (S.H.A.M.) signed by Dick Tayshun, Art Studio and Penny Wise..
jf13fox over 2 years ago
Wow, and I thought me did words goodly.
MichaelAxelFleming over 2 years ago
“Some people have a way with words, and other people , , , , um . . . . uh . . . . not have way.” -Steve Martin
John Smith over 2 years ago
Wish I could get a job as a PBS croc! I’d only have to work about 3-4 times per year.
shanen0 over 2 years ago
I was expecting something like the father answering “I doctorate too many doctors today.”
WaitingMan over 2 years ago
Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster!
Masterskrain over 2 years ago
YAY!!! CROCS!!! YAY!!! Welcome back Larry and Junior! Long time, no see!!!
abba3 over 2 years ago
I miss the Crocs, Guard Duck, Fluffy Kitty, and the Pup. On the other hand, Wiseass on the Hill gets way too much exposure.
juicebruce over 2 years ago
Croc Power !
MayCauseBurns over 2 years ago
“I want my bathtub filled with milk.” Pasteurized? “No, just to my shoulders.”
SheMc over 2 years ago
Makes sense to me!!!
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I thought Larry’s son was a college student
phredturner over 2 years ago
Yes, that is Stephen’s SuperPower
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Says the croc speaking like the Hulk.
Steverino Premium Member over 2 years ago
I always thought that paradox was two physicians.
uniquename over 2 years ago
You got much specialness Larry.
AZCoyote over 2 years ago
What’s the little arrow for?
Cozmik Cowboy over 2 years ago
Larry knows words; he has the best words……….
(Sorry – I shouldn’t insult Larry with that comparison.)
Goat from PBS over 2 years ago
His spelling is surprisingly decent.
einarbt over 2 years ago
Think that Zebra is quite safe. Well at least until Junior grows up.
jakarlsson over 2 years ago
“This is learning to spell with Darnell. I be Darnell Jackson, and todaywe gonna spell the word _____. Spell it with me now, _____. Now, let’s use it in a sentence:
Catacomb: “I went to the Douglas/Hollyfield fight last year and sat next to Don King, now someone oughta get that catacomb.”
Mister: “My girlfriend went on vacation and I really mister.”
Undermine: “There’s a fine looking b!tch living in the apartment right undermine.”
Cadaver: “I told my buddy Tyrone that I liked his sister and wanted to see her, and he said I cadaver.”
Paramour: “I was playing cards with my buddy Antoine the other night and said what you got?. He said, ‘I got an Ace high and you’re going to needa paramour to beat me.’”
Polyp: “On my way home from the Bulls game the other night, I was involved in a five car polyp on I-88.”
Urinal: “After the police broke down my front door last night, they said, ‘Darnell urinal lot of trouble.’”
Assert: “On the way home from work, I always take assert so my old lady don’t smell liquor on my breath.”
Cantilever: “My old lady just b!tch, b!tch but no matter how hard I try, I just cantilever.”
Acoustic: “On my ninth birthday, my uncle rufus bought me acoustic and then took me to the pool hall.”
LKrueger41 over 2 years ago
“Good wordisms is my specialness” puts him is a league with Bucky Katt. A face-to-face debate would be great fun.
jessegooddoggy over 2 years ago
EXCELLENT CROC STRIP !!!! Love it!!! WHY do we wait months to see them?
CaveCat87 over 2 years ago
Yeah, it’s no wonder why Larry never succeeds in trying to catch Zebra, he’s never learned how to properly hunt let alone understand these types of words properly.
bwoodruf Premium Member over 2 years ago
Love the crocs
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
Croc is full of it….doctorate, that is….
christelisbetty over 2 years ago
MT Green’s, speechwriters.
Spiny Norman Premium Member over 2 years ago
CROCS!!!!
zeexenon over 2 years ago
Likely a graduate of Sturtevant, Wisconsin: University of Lawsonomy.
txmystic over 2 years ago
Crocs!
DNCoyote over 2 years ago
Larry is always good for laugh, he’s cool :)
Imhungry over 2 years ago
The crocs should be making sentences using the word Zebra. “A Z bra is the largest size that you can buy.”
jth4510 over 2 years ago
The beer drinkin’ crocs return!!
dlaemmerhirt999 over 2 years ago
Larry’s son should sue “hid fadder” for custody of himself so he can live BY himself!
Packratjohn Premium Member over 2 years ago
I was very short when I was young, but I gruesome…
Lablubber over 2 years ago
Dorothy Parker was once challenged to use the word horticulture in a sentence, “You can lead a horticulture but you can’t make her think.”
alexius23 over 2 years ago
It’s been much too long since the son has been in the daily strip
Bilan over 2 years ago
The doctor ate and got a doctor ache.
tarnsman over 2 years ago
I know one about “suxinate”, which is a form of chemical compound. But I would never be able to get it past the censors.
knight1192a over 2 years ago
Larry might be a redneck.
AndromedaMike over 2 years ago
Who doesn’t love the crocs?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 2 years ago
Larry should write lame grade school notebooks.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 2 years ago
Dat Larry – he a ignint foo’, ain’t he? :-)
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Larry Croc is a whiz at wordism!
Junior, pay no attention to your father!
platinumboy7 over 2 years ago
We need more of the alligators. They are the best part of the strip. When they interact with the rest of the cast, it’s like the Three Stooges or Laurel and Hardy.
edeloriea14 over 2 years ago
Been learning from Skyler, I bet.
captccpd over 2 years ago
my niece was doing her vocab list. Alienate. My BIL: in the dark no one could see what the alien ate. I still laugh 46 years later.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 2 years ago
Love crocs.
Ermine Notyours over 2 years ago
In the immortal words of Micky Dolenz and Davy Jones:
I was in Africa playing cards with the natives.
Zulus?
No, I usually won.
Brad Arrington over 2 years ago
The crocs haven’t been featured enough as of late.
198.23.5.11 over 2 years ago
Use the word “Ascot” in a sentence.
I tried to jump over a barbed wire fence and got my……
mikeywilly about 2 years ago
I’m going to place a date on myself, but he’s mimicking Norm Crosby!
alikgator about 2 years ago
Just say doctorate your homework