Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 31, 2022

Ain’t no GQP folks up there.

Quick, strip naked – the Pearly Gates doesn’t have a ‘no shirt, no shoes, no service’ policy

How about an “I’m with Stupid” shirt?

Remember, always wear clean underwear and non-judgemental attire. You never know who will see them in the event of a serious accident or worse

“I performed three miracles and all I got was this lousy shirt”??

Those holes are in his head…

Timing is everything

I’d be turning that shirt inside out pronto…. IF that is still possible.

Then again, I’d never wear anything like that anyway. WISER than thou.

(I assume that sweet elderly couple perished together?)

Supposedly there is a point a few seconds before folks reach this point where it all becomes clear. Might be a little late for some.

Would a “Blue Demons” tee shirt be frowned upon?

Maybe he perished due to many gunshot wounds.

In which case, he could just claim bad spelling.

Although, I’m not really sure that’s NOT the right spelling for “more holey”.

Pharisee in front of Temple: “I am not worthy.”

Scribe next to Pharisee: “I am not worthy.”

Publican in back of Temple: “I am not worthy.”

Pharisee to Scribe: “Hey, look who thinks he’s not worthy.”

When a couple is shown standing in front of the pearly gates I always wonder how they managed to enter the realm of the dead together.

Is there such a thing as a CHRISTIAN nationalist? The term seems contradictory to me.

Some mid term candidates who want your support and vote have aligned themselves with a Christian Nationalist group in order to attract money and votes.

He might be taking the express elevator down soon.

LOL! Love it

I dislike the thought of lines in heaven. I mean really. You know. HEAVEN. Not Disney land.

My only regret in life is that I’m probably going to end up in the same place as all of the GQP’ers. That will be hell.

I’m seeing more and more ads for t-shirts that are basically saying that exact thing. You would think that the evangelicals they are aimed at would know better.

I was expecting pearly gates, not a movie theater. But then again, the real party is at the other place

Lotta fundies gonna find themselves in that position.

Reminds me of a student attorney case I had, while in law school. It was an OUI ( operating a vehicle under the influence ). I met the client, a student at the local college, for the first time at arraignment. He was wearing an absolute vodka T-shirt.

An even worse fashion statement would be: wearing a Red MAGA hat and a red MAGA T-shirt.

And that’s why the Big Guy has a trap door tucked in those clouds. For guys just like him.

What? You don’t think God can take a joke!

That fashion statement beats Trump 2024 so Trump is still a loser.

Looks like they are practicing social distancing in that line. A bit late isn’t it?

Suddenly realizing that the t-shirt you bought at the Southern Baptist Convention convention isn’t that impressive.

By their fruits you shall know them. The tee-shirt won’t make any difference.

He’s going to find out what the “non-meek” inherit.

Matthew 7:13-14

Bruce J. Friedman’s “Steambath”

Wiley – You have nothing to worry about – you make a difference with your humanity and to humanity. thanks

He missed by a mile…

Wow, this strip brought out all manner of hatefulness and name-calling. Disgusting.

Can people with swelled heads get into heaven?

I guess I better ditch that T shirt!

A lot of that going on now a days.

They do seem to be proliferating.

Every “Christian” has that tattooed on their foreheads on the way up . . .

Well, he hasn’t quite got to Final Judgement, yet; maybe HE IS …

You go up or down with whatever you were wearing when you died and shaft of light comes down from the sky for you. If the red shaft opens up in the ground you’re going down to the infernal regions. If you refuse to go either way you are stuck here as a rotting ectoplasmic being. Invisible and unheard to most. Barely able to affect the world.

Bhagavad-Gita 2:45

What is Gqp? Let’s stop hating on people that have a different opinion before those who will tell us what our opinion is conqueror us.!

That should go over well….

That would be my luck . . . \=^\

Yup, a shirt I wouldn’t want to be caught dead in, literally.

Holier than Thou is a Pride issue and we all know that Pride is one of the Biggies.