Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for August 31, 2022

A giant robot. Things have gotten interesting.

So all that money she stole could only pay for like a quarter of a robot or whatever that is? Inflation’s hitting the evil-doers too!

Rip Haywire, Robot Biter.

He’s green and shiny, but he’s no Hulk.

ka-cue the ominous music

Madame Sexy, I mean Madame Silk spent the county’s money on a robot?

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!

Madame Silk spent all the money on that robot? Looks like she doesn’t know how to shop. Now, if Cobra was to shop for something like a robot, she’d definitely get more for the money.

Ka-Hotcake Haus. Es ist gut, nein? :)

That butler seriously needs ‘obsequious’ lessons.

KA-GIANT KILLER ROBOT!

So Madame Silk spent all that money on a robot? Not only s she evil, she also has poor financial understanding.

To paraphrase They Live, Rip came here to eat flapjacks and kick azz… and he’s all out of flapjacks.

Rip Haywire – The Snake Plissken of the comics (should have taken Silky’s eye-patch though to really get that whole Snake vibe.)

Starlight’s money was spent on that? I shudder to think how Breezy will react to that.

So Rip has to recover what Madame Silk spent the town’s money on and get a refund?