Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for August 29, 2022

Did he separate the gin from the tonic? That would be a good trick.

He just dropped a stone tablet in the glass.

That doesn’t go down too well in bars.

That’s why Moses was never invited to any Mixers.

…For my next trick I will separate Oil & Vinegar.

Gin with a tonic chaser? Or tonic with a gin chaser? Either ending with a bite of lime wedge.

Don’t wear out your best Dad Magic Trick.

Now if he could just turn water into gin…

He’s been plaguing her for so long, she just wants him to take his people and go. It’s not fair-o for him to hang around like that.

And don’t you dare try that with a bloody Mary.

She’s having separation anxiety.

she’s bored and about to split…

He must’ve swung by Italy and parted the red wines. They grow Pinot Noir in the north and cabernet sauvignon in the center.