Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for September 05, 2022

Putin your own words

It’s up there with ‘he repeatedly hit my boot with his head’

Take careful notes, Vladimir. You are falling behind. Only people like THE DONALD still admire and praise your ruthlessness.

The Afghanistan exit was perfectly performed.

Put down your phone and watch where you’re going! Pay attention!

This is WAAAAY closer to our reality than is comfortable to admit.

You are the bad guys “Own It”

Those people coming onto your property and taking your belongings aren’t trespassers or robbers. They are just undocumented residents and visitors (in need of assistance).

So Dirk Raider is a Russian now?

it’s beginning to look a lot like midterms….

MAN [over images]: The Fuhrer’s headquarters reports repulsing an attack by Zeon spacecraft. Our missiles utterly destroyed the enemy.

KIRK: You look quite well for a man who’s been utterly destroyed, Mister Spock.

Uh-oh.

“Heroic cruiser promoted to submarine!”

ka-perspective

Did…did you attack them in MS Paint?

Dirk is a descendant of Vlad Putin, eh?

Spacebook? What a Luddite! Everyone who’s anyone is on Switter*!

And Dirk could borrow a page from GW Bush and call this a preventative war.

*Space Twitter

Sounds like some of the demmy’s spin doctors are moonlighting