Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 27, 2022

NOTE POSTED OVER URINALS:

Please do not eat the mint.

Too much whiffery; they’re evergreen.

Yellow,,= lemon pea green *= ,, pine pee.

I can hear the Enemy at GC now, “That takes the cake!” Get FA outta here!

Wise old Froglandia saying, If you are looking up at the cake, urine too deep…

I can never get birthday candles in my urine cakes.

A whiff and a standing ovation.

Invariably camphor. I don’t know where you’re getting yours.

A quick search brings up strawberry, cherry, ocean breeze, evergreen, orange, and floral.

It’s really important to know what kind you have, so that you choose a frosting which harmonizes with the pungent aroma.

https://laughingsquid.com/urinal-cakes-decorated-to-look-like-real-cakes/

…I enjoy the ones that smell like rootbeer…

…(though I never find them anymore)…

Sorry. Haven’t been able to smell properly since the Omni-Crom last December. Normally, I would rush to your assistance.

I have been blessed with no sense of smell.

The Ty-D-Bol man’s grandson has been spotted! And he’s leased the U.S.S. Sysiphos! Ms. T must have smashed the Champagne bottle on that one.

My sniffer is out of joint so what ever the odorous scent is streaming from the cakes , I can’t tell….thank goodness…. but on the other hand, it’s a lucrative endeavor. I hear the Froglandia Bathmat Factory sells them like HOT CAKES!

Let them eat cake!

I’ve got to get new lenses! In my first quick read of today’s lameness. I could have sworn the boat was named syphilis.

This stinks, but I’m fresh out of whiffs …!

( ‘s why I stopped playing baseball )

I’m not sure what good it will do to swing and miss at a golf ball, but anything for @sisyphos.

P.S. to @sisyphos. What was it you did to p!ss off Zeus? I forget.

deviant behavior

In one of Jo Nesbo’s crime novels there is a contract killer who is obsessed with urinal cakes.

Sister of mine in early years…

Oh gersh, the men’s room have those toilets hanging on the wall.

They can stand and go for ever.

Is that the Ty-D-Bol man?

He picked a great name for his boat. The struggle never ends.

Let’s get all small.

Railroad tracks and bass boats for those who are in my frilly willy unit

All pee ahead

I hereby declare that I had no part in floating this abnormal request for urinal cake sniffing!

Any resemblance between me and the S.S. Sisyphos is purely nominal!

The things that attract you to someone are same things you will hate about them sometime later.

If you’re paddling your boat and a giant woman comes up out of the water, REJOICE, because you are living out some weirdo with a giantess fetish’s most ardently held fantasy.