Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 12, 2022

You didn’t have to take the case. Though I guess if you really want the publicity, this is one way to get (in)famous.

MAGA=Make Attorneys Get Attorneys (quoted from the news)

HE can console himself that he had at least made the list.

Be sure to get prepaid for a years worth of hours upfront and not even an email is read until it is

If his client is who I think it is, Bob better get his money up front.

gosh. i wonder who it could be.

Bob’s in trouble. If it’s Buttercup, he’ll end up thankless and payless.

Trump Disciples are mystified at who the mystery client is.

Again showing their analysis skills.

Actually: It could be one of the remaining two Gorgon sisters, suing the Perseus estate for the beheading of their dear sister, Medusa. Lawyer / client consultations are done via mirror.

If you’re working for who I think you are, don’t worry – you lose your license real soon.

And now, you know everything, and nothing!

Congrats Bob. It’s not every lawyer who get’s to work for the guy whose name rhymes with Frump. Of course I also offer my condolences on your failure to collect your payments, your pending loss of licence and the ensuing prison sentence.

And GET PAID IN CASH… never take a check from HIM…

condolengrats?

Bob, have you checked his credit record? Do you have an expectation of being paid?

Good move, Bob. Take on a client who will demand that you do something that will make you lose your license, and then won’t pay you.

Bob is being paid with shares of a social media entity. Bob is in trouble.

First question on the Pre-hire questionnaire, “Can you lie with a straight face?”

To me Bob the lawyer has always looked like a Nixon caricature

And breathing.

MAGA now stands for “Making Attorneys Get Attorneys”https://www.yahoo.com/news/more-40-trump-lawyers-singled-011206748.html

Amber Heard.

Let’s hope he doesn’t like being paid for his work.

Oh boy….. That’s a very short but TREMENDOUS list….

Aw, come on, people, why do you have to make every comic strip political? Just enjoy the humor! /s

It doesn’t help to take someone to court and expect them to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, if the really don’t have to tell the truth at all and won’t.

Welp, no one put a gun to his head to take that client, did they?

Is it just me, or does Bob bear a striking resemblance to Richard Nixon??

Little orange man?

Hope you don’t expect to get paid, dude.

I hope he collected his retainer up front.

Poor Bob…

Hope Bob takes payment in stallions…

That lawyer reminds me of Nixon.

Demand money up front. This clown has a history of skipping out of paying up!

Haven’t turned them down, still have a license, and don’t care whether they keep it.

Well that’s the kiss of death of his reputation and career.

Too bad he’ll likely never get paid.

How’s this person’s reputation for prompt payment?

But now the FBI can rest easy since they recovered the papers that showed what they were up to since 2015

As somebody once said about Nixon—"See no evil,hear no evil,and two out of three ain’t bad

It can’t be Trump. This is a comic and Trump is not a comic character.

er… wait a sec.

Sounds like Florida. We can’t figure what’s going on down here anymore.

Sounds like someone in Chappaqua, NY to me!

taxes, election fraud, money laundering, that’s all well and good, but when do we start talking about treason. That can have the death penalty . Please.

Check the recipe for Screech

Better call Saul. “We don’t need a criminal lawyer, we need a CRIMINAL lawyer.”

Wanna see 55 possible meanings of “NDA”? Here ya go: https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/NDA

So, he’s going to represent #DarthFraudulent ?

Cash, Small Bills, In Advance.

Because the reason most lawyers turned him Down is because he doesn’t pay his Legal Bills, either.

Trump operates by a combination of faux-friendliness and intimidation. He shakes your hand with one hand and holds out a non-disclosure agreement with the other. Most such agreements are too vague and all-encompassing to be enforceable. However, they do serve as a tool for intimidation.

This explains soooooo much