Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 17, 2022

He forgot the most important rule when dealing with these types: CASH UP FRONT.

Smart move Bob

Spends money he doesn’t have, spends money he doesn’t have, spends money he doesn’t have, declares bankruptcy.

Buys stuff he can’t afford, buys stuff he can’t afford, buys stuff he can’t afford, stiffs the workers and merchants who provided it.

Screws up, screws up, screws up, blames everybody but himself.

Attempts to call him to account? “Just try it, loser. My lawyers can outlast your lawyers.”

Is this any way to run a country? Obviously not! But who expects him to abandon the habits of a lifetime now? Well, apparently, about 2 citizens out of 5.

Never skip on your lawyer’s bill. They usually got dirt on you.

“It’s not my responsibility.”

he will get his money, just pennies on the dollar (maybe a horse or two)

For a guy who appears to be in the know on stuff, Bob took a while to get the message on Buttercup. It’s the old saw that if you decide to take a very unruly child by the hand for a walk, you shouldn’t be surprised when your ankles and shins take a beating.

Rudy Giuliani comes to mind.

MAGA: My A** Got Axed.

Proof that even some lawyers have ethics, even if it is brought about by fear.

Mrs. Pyle: “I still haven’t seen yahr brothah since he stahted wahkin’ fo’ that celebrity client, Joe.”

Joe Pyle: “He seems all right when I see him at the bar, Mom.”

Mrs. Pyle: “He could stop by fo’ some coffee and a visit once in a while.”

Joe Pyle: “I’ll pass that on to him. He said your coffee tastes a lot better than what his client provides, but he also said that no amount of coffee is strong enough to ease the pain from that client.”

Mrs. Pyle: “Fine, but I jus’ restahked on bah-bon.”

Joe Pyle: “Until Eddie gets here.”

Mrs. Pyle: “Ah, good point.”

Cap’n Eddie: “Someone mention bah-bon?”

My neighbor told me that Hilary Clinton took over 300 classified documents with her when she left her SOS job. Is that true or faux news?

Go ahead lawyer boy. Sue him. I mean really, even if the line is a long one, just file the paperwork and see what happens. Maybe you’ll get something from the estate.

Next time get a HYUUUGE retainer!

STIFFED ANOTHER ONE.

I am always amazed at how he finds lawyers to protect him from nonpayment suits from the last legal team he stiffed.

If he was surprized about that, he hasn’t been paying attention to the news.

Not until the NDA expires.

More and more it sounds like a dialogue between Trump and his lawyers.

I’d rather be a lawyer-boy than the treason-boy Trump is……..

I’d love to have the dough that trump has bilked out of people. Betcha it’d make quite a pile.

They have other people that pay the bills.

What if he drops his soap in the communal prison shower?

I expect some of the other lawyers are going to wish they had done the same thing.

We’ll never know for certain who that’s supposed to be.

Maybe he can get a race horse.

The Clintons don’t like tp pay for things, do they?

He should have known ahead of time that this guy Never pays his lawyers.

Or, maybe Faux Nooze never reports that particular story?

lol Even Trump’s ‘Special Master’ has to be paid too?!?!?!?! https://www.yahoo.com/news/special-master-simple-test-may-184449320.html