Herman by Jim Unger for October 16, 2022

Someone will give you a hand with that

Is Joyce on the gorilla’s shoulder or is she 5 floors down staring at another part of the gorilla?

His business is gonna see a sharp drop.

“… Uh … Hold on … I think there’s someone at my window …”

He’s here for a manicure.

Might it be the hairy legs of a very large spider?

If your secretary’s name was Fay, you’d be in more trouble. The King’d be comin’ in.

King dong?

King Kong – He’s a spunky monkey

Ping Pong – Gotta keep it funky

Ding Dong – He’s at your doorstep

King Kong – With a pair of forceps

- Pigeons Playing Ping Pong

I wish we had gotten to see Unger’s version of Kong’s face.

I don’t think he has enough bananas for him

“Never mind. He has Fay Wray right now. He is satisfied.”

Excitement sometimes confuses one’s speech.

If you survive this, first thing, we’re gonna do is get you some hearing aids….☺️

The great Bob Newhart had a routine about a building security guard’s first day on the job is when King Kong climbs the building.

lmao

The ape needs to go get a manicure.

“Joyce! Quit monkeying around, and get to the point!”

Man if you don’t get this you are way to young

If he’s lucky, Kong will just continue climbing up the building and not bother him. And it might be the better course of action to stay where he is — I wouldn’t want to be running around outside when Kong finally falls to his death!