Herman by Jim Unger for September 27, 2022

Well, Rev, have you taken a good look at the bride?

Does she have snail antenna?

Telling

But what if the Preacher is cutier.

Mr. Blunt. Appropriately named.

Given the choices, a door post might be a warmer target.

Man oh man! That must have been some Bachelor Party!

She is thinking, “What have I gotten myself into here?”

I hope they live somewhere that does no-fault divorce, or they’re going to be very unhappy.

Not now days. Kiss everyone. If they object tell them you “identify” with what ever gender they prefer. Then you’re good to go.

You chose her, now YOU kiss her.

“Not on your life!”

You’re better looking and he’ll have all the time in the world once they get home…

I just want to thank you and this might turn her on!

“Too many actors. Hard to keep it straight.”

You are better looking then the bride!

If he was marrying me to her, I would punch him in the mouth.

“And while I am flattered, I dont see you that way”

He doesn’t swing that way.