Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for September 30, 2022

“There are two great tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart’s desire. The other is to get it.”

There’s a place for calling for a “Special Master”, and it’s not when you’re only one step away from using Rube Goldberg mechanics with ACME products.

Does the special master have security clearance to look at all your files?

The orange even avoided the hurricane, there is no justice!

Isn’t that what Tony Nelson was to Jeannie?

Well, it turns out that the Trump Disciple judge who demanded the special master, overruled his orders when they turned out to be inconvenient for Her Messiah.

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In other news, Republicans hate judges who are activist and make up laws.

With that one exception: It’s OKAY If A Republican Does It!

One can only hope….

“Let me see the manager”

I sometimes wonder if there’s a heaven and hell, then I remember tRump, and I realize, yes, there is a hell, and we’re in it.

That only works with a corrupt judge you appoint yourself …

I wonder, did Danae tag Satan’s podium?

Touche, Wiley. Touche! I hope he gets french fries with that. Oops, I meant American fries. I really hate that Lee Greenwood song. As if god, if there is one, is an American.

Hee, hee. Heaven Can Wait. And the Devil is red.

If Trump doesn’t have to swear in court which documents are the ones he declassified then all the documents are to be considered classified until Trump’s favorite judge decides they aren’t.

Well, his files are gonna be reviewed, all right.

The pentagram should be upside down.

Buttercup’s lasting legacy is chaos for what he started and the shame felt by people who didn’t bother to vote for the other guy.

‘I don’t take responsibility at all’

The devil is in the details and the investigation has being pushed out past the midterms. :-(

If he has nuclear secrets, that won’t help Putin because he’s still going to lose the war

I’m pretty sure next time I get a speeding ticket I’m going to ask for a “Special Master” to review something or other too. I mean really, every day delay is a day I don’t have to pay. …right?

Ah, a preview of Aileen Cannon’s final home.

There have been U. S. operatives that have been killed as a result of Trump’s deliberate and careless handling of classified information. This makes Trump a murderer and Judge “Loose” Cannon an accomplice.

We don’t know about these murders because revealing this information will further compromise national security. So Trump literally gets away with murder.

That’s my conspiracy theory and I am sticking to it. It’s a lot more likely than the fantasy world of the Republican Party.

Trump moved to Florida so he wouldn’t have to shovel snow.

Well,when he dies he’ll get a lot of extra warmth.

“SPECIAL MASTER”?

“Stairway to Heaven” and “Highway to Hell” – - -

gives some idea of the expected traffic.

DOJ is way too slow with getting a court set up to convict and hang Lard A** 45.

Somebody suggested to me that a special master is probably somebody who’s really accomplished at B&D, but I was confused. I live in Wisconsin, where that refers to blowing and drifting. (Also, S&M is sausage and mushroom.)

Actually, the judge who overruled the special master belongs in hell too.

Can they get a special master to find all of Epsteins clients?

FJB you sack of crap. Thanks for giving us Brandon, we’re much better off. /s

AHH, I LOVE THE SMELL OF ROTTEN STINKING TDS IN THE MORNING…..HAVE A GREAT DAY ALL YOU ANTI-TRUMPSTERS!!!!

If I am ever accused of a crime, I want a special master and I am going to use the defense that I THOUGHT it wasn’t a crime.