Garfield by Jim Davis for November 03, 2022

No kidding, Garfield. You’re supposed to be entirely hungry, sleepy and bored.

Not just half bad at math?

I’m hearin’ ya Garfield, I struggled with maths and still do.

are you ever whole something, Garfield?

That was a half-hearted self-realization if I half ever heard one.

nothing new there. you don’t even know what giving half a cookie or donut means.

Not bad. Garfield is the size of a Garfield and a half.

His math is good enough to produce a play. Say “Springtime for Garfield”.

Fall sale: everything half off.

your apetite count for half of you

Only half-hungry?

Maybe Garfield shouldn’t do the math.

Studies show that 5/3 of all people are bad at fractions!

Totally missed the 3 halfs until Garfield pointed it out.

There are 3 types of people in this world. Those who are good at maths and those who aren’t.

And his coffee is probably half decaf.

All these halves. That is just improper.

Sounds like Charlie Dog describing what kind of dog he is. Fifty percent watchdog, fifty percent boxer, fifty percent spitz, etc.

I’m reminded of one of my favourite British TV goofs ever, a politician explaining his housing plans with three types of housing forming 40% each…realising his mistake and saying “F**k, can we do that again?” To which the reporter said “Mr Prescott, we’re on live television”

Actually, these halves can be mutually exclusive, since none of them have anything to do with the other.

Since when did Garfield did math

A true comment from Garfield about the public schools in the United States.

“AND, APPARENTLY, BAD AT MATH”

(disagrees with this part of the dialogue of this cartoon)

hunsleebore? have a catnip mouse treat

…and in the third half of ‘Car Talk’…

I would struggle at math too if I only had 8 fingers to count on

50% is a pass, so good enough.

Yeah, math was never my strongest subject either. I can do addition, subtraction, and multiplication, but I’m bad at other forms of math.

garfield is a great comic i have been reading garfield since 2015

Yet he’s ALL Garfield

Well, he does have 9 lives…

Bad at math understatement! Your list has more important things to list!

“Baseball is 90 per cent mental. The other half is physical.” – Yogi Berra

“You give 100 per cent in the first half of the game, and if that isn’t enough in the second half you give what’s left.” – also Yogi Berra

Garfield, you’re a cat. Mere human math doesn’t apply to you. You can be whatever you want. <3

Either that or you’re fat, Garfield.

But he’s an expert at eating.

Three quarters bad at math, two quarters lazy.

A very funny man, who I saw perform live many years ago, said:

“I’ll have half of this, and half of this, and half of that — because I couldn’t eat a whole one!”

— Comedian Mal Z. Lawrence, describing the typical attitude of guests in the dining room of a Catskills resort

Most wouldn’t have noticed if he didn’t mention it.

garfield is funny

Like most everyone else in America.

Indeed

All those 3 combined a recipe for disaster!

“Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple.” -Willy Wonka