The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 06, 2022

People are dying to get inside!

Those Greeks were a bunch of dead beats.

The stiff doesn’t need a trojan …anything.

Good punning.

This ain’t a car wash now buzz off.

A hearse is a hearse, of curse of curse …

This is actually a re-hearse-al – they got away with it before.

This was just a dry run…re hearse-l

the trojan hearse is stopped… dead…

“Bring out your dead”

You can drive a hearse to water but you cannot make it drink.

Sounds like a Paul McCartney/Wings song.

And thus, the coffin packing challenge was born…

Someone’s knockin’ at the door

Somebody’s ringin’ the bell

Do me a favour

Open the door and let ’em in

- P.J. Mccartney / L. Mccartney

Just wait ‘til you find out who’s funeral.

You’ve got to keep the cemetery gates locked. People are dying to get in.

very good!

Considering what Achilles did to Hector’s body, they shouldn’t be fooled. (Your classics story for the day: Greek Achilles was angry because Trojan Prince Hector had killed his best friend in honorable battle so he killed Hector. He then very dishonorably dragged the body around the city in front of its population. )

So that’s how the zombies defeated Troy.

Good one, Scott. Great comments, folks. Did anyone watch Queen Elizabeth’s funeral and notice that she had a Jaguar hearse? I’m actually surprised that it wasn’t a Rolls Royce.

Never look a gift hearse in the mouth.

Katy, we need your hat-pin again to test these stiffs before we un-bar the door.

Katy, we need your hat-pin again to test these stiffs before we un-bar the door.

Only slight less remembered than The Trojan Hurst, where The SLA kidnaps an heiress and forces her to participate in bank heists. AKA, The Trojan Horse Hurst Heists.

Sung to the tune, “The Worms go in”… “Never Laugh When A Hearse Goes By…”

That’s funny!

They must be dying, to get through that gate.