Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2022

How many of the deadly sins has Pig checked off the list?

Stick to your principles, Pig.

Pig is thinking…“my beliefs are important and i believe i will stay in bed!”

Never put off until tomorrow anything that can wait until next week.

Can’t find an arguement with pig, I replanted 3 trees today and then I rested again

Is sloth his maid?

In the past nearly every day people had to get up and hunt or gather food. Now most of the time a walk to the refrigerator will work. Maybe a once a week trip to the grocery store. I have found that hunting and gathering in the grocery store usually doesn’t take a lot of effort and time.

But now I have to waste time going to the gym for exercise. Hunter-gatherer people didn’t need to do that.

“Disciplined sloth” sounds like an oxymoron to me.;D

Just eats and sleeps, Pig. And gets fat faster.

Walking is the best exercise Pig!

Never put off until tomorrow something you can put off indefinitely.

Sloth Lives Matter

Pig just loves laziness, doesn’t he? Guess Rat’s influence has rubbed off on him.

I wonder if he works with Ninja Sloth?

I’ve always questioned the logic of hiring a service to maintain your lawn while you drive off to the gym or golf course for the exercise. Just sayin’.

I’m not lazy, I’m just relaxed

I’m more concerned how Goat just got into Pig’s bedroom.

It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.

Are slothful pigs more tender?

Poor PIG! No ambitions in life….

There are some things it’s best not to be disciplined in.

Hey, Pig, why not just start stretching before doing any activity? At least it’ll help you put in effort without hurting yourself. Then again, knowing him, he might take the term “stretching” rather literally.

ROFLOL… [now to get up ::sigh::]

Pig is right, energy is precious, so don’t waste it.

Pig is getting in touch with is inner Andy Capp!

According to a bazillion irritating ongoing Youtube ads, Wisconsin’s U.S. Senate candidates have no principles whatsoever.

DON’T DO IT PIG!!! Since I started exercising, my chronic fatigue from a TBI is better and my afternoon nap is so incredibly restful but SHORTER!

I did this, this morning. I thought it was Sunday and overslept. Fortunately, I’m retired so no harm, no foul.

An animal after my own heart.

Pig is me…I am Pig

The walk I can go for, The early morning bit, definitely not.

Don’t run when you can walk, [blah blah blah, etc. deleted] and don’t nod when you can wink.

Pig must have had a rough night or something.

I’ve always known we had a lot in common, Pig!

Ahem! I admire Pig’s sense of discipline (if you know what I mean)….

How did Steph not make this a pun by introducing a cardinal as a character?