Monty by Jim Meddick for October 20, 2022

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  about 2 years ago

    They are THAT small. I get them in the kitchen where I have a pan in one half of the divided sink for food scraps.

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    Jayalexander  about 2 years ago

    fruits have a tendency to draw flies.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  about 2 years ago

    They like veggie scraps too. I have been moving them outside a little at a time. I set the kettle on the counter and when I see somebody(s) in there I have a ring notebook I quick put over and then take them outdoors. Doing my best to get them out so that there wont be ‘generations’ to carry me through winter.

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    Ichabod Ferguson  about 2 years ago

    But if little Sedgie were to stand on your shoulders, you might see your way clear.

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    joegeethree  about 2 years ago

    One thing is clear, they’re never going to find their way out sitting on their haunches or standing still.

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    swedishdaddy  about 2 years ago

    google earth, google map, look for the GPS position circle, right?

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    Barnabus Blackoak  about 2 years ago

    Jeeves could just hold the twirp over his head to see over the hedges.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Does Jarvis ever actually look at Sedgwick? He seems to always have this look of absolute boredom looking elsewhere at nothing.

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    gautoo  about 2 years ago

    Just use the Waze app to get out of the Maze…

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    stamps  about 2 years ago

    Most mazes, if you just follow one wall it will (eventually) lead you to the way out.

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    ChessPirate  about 2 years ago

    Thinking seriously for a moment, they might be able to use the Google Maze Map to find their way out. They go to an “Intersection”, then check the map to see what areas look like that intersection. Then on to another, and another. Possibly, they can deduce by that, where they are in the maze…

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    Impkins  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    They’re doomed. :)

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    ernie  about 2 years ago

    Sedgwick and Jarvis could try the “wall follower” trick if the maze is simply connected, a topological term to describe a maze that consists of walls that are all connected to the outside wall. Basically, the maze is a tangled string, but if stretched out would form a circle, and by placing one’s hand on the right hand wall upon entering the maze and never crossing over (letting go of the wall to bypass a section), one will find the exit (which may be the entrance). However, if the maze contains “islands” — sections which are not connected to the outside perimeter, then the wall follower rule won’t work.

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    christelisbetty  about 2 years ago

    Could have Herbito follow your voice to find you…with a map, so you’re not all lost.

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Credit Sedgie with at least trying, as well as being trying to almost-despondent Jarvis. The maze can’t be all that difficult, though, if they’d just get off their duffs and start seeking the exit.

    Or, phone Herberto to come in with a bulldozer and clear a path through the hedges….

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