Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for October 26, 2022

I think I once heard that when you have one of those “falling” dreams and suddenly jolt awake, it’s often because your heart rate slowed dramatically when you were asleep and your body is just trying to wake you up to prevent you from dying. If that’s true, that’s… unsettling.

Hahahahaha. Urban legends were sure weird back at their age.

awkward…

Dreaming about looking for a bathroom is a wake-up call.

Last time I had the falling dream, I crashed into the ground, left a me-shaped crater, crawled out, dusted myself off, and walked away whistling a merry melody. Thanks Loony Tunes.

What an unusual conversation! I love it that they get down to the reelz feelz.

What happens when you go to the bathroom in your dreams? It Depends…

Kevin: “Kyle told me what happens to him.”

Two guys their age will talk about anything, up to a point.

When I dream I have to go to the bathroom I can’t find a clean toilet or a stall with a door.

Do Miles and Kevin both have bed wetting problems?

In a few years, they will be talking about other things that happen in dreams.

So. . .anybody remember the Twilight Zone episode that dealt with that????

During the nucleus and its contents divide

Yeah, what if your body went on a bender last night and is dead to the world?

In the words of Admiral Ackbar,

“IT’S A TRAP!!!”

Just wait until you hit your sixties boys and that little gland starts to enlarge. You will have those dreams several times a night and fly to the bathroom.

So, if you die in your sleep, who told anyone else you were dreaming of falling ?

Flying dreams? Cue Paul Williams… https://youtu.be/4rv2VTQ8aRE

The older I get, it doesn’t get any better…

This isn’t true. I’ve hit the ground in several falling dreams. And every time, in every dream, when I hit the ground, I bounced.

I have died in my dreams at least twice, and I’m not really dead yet AFAIK