Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 27, 2022

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    *Hot Rod*  about 2 years ago

    Worth its weight in stone.

    It’s okay to smoke the stone. Nobody has a complete meltdown after one fatty.

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    Randy B Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Mineral orthodoxy must be challenged. The horses are the real brains of the operation.

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    coltish1  about 2 years ago

    One of Linda Ronstadt’s more confused fans.

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    *Hot Rod*  about 2 years ago

    Smoke the word rope.

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 2 years ago

    …Im all for getting rid of the 1920s Civil War statues…

    … but what do we then do with Gettysburg?…

    …the point will soon moot…

    … Apprentice senators…

    …magic trick propaganda…

    …the tail wagging the dog…

    …and that’s just on Judge Parker…

    …Frog Applause prophecized it all…

    …with its old negative Nancy commentator outshining the rest of us for teacher’s attention…

    …now, no more Hawthorne and Faulkner…

    …no more Louis & Taint…

    …the only art is The Art of The Deal…

    …and oh oh oh it’s magic, you know…

    …well..

    … At least the California Zephyr will run on time…

    …yeah, and we’ll have the great taste of bottled beer in a can…

    …viva la Frog! …

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    *Hot Rod*  about 2 years ago

    What is the Zamboni?

    Is this close?

    The shrink is on the brink of A link that will stink on bink at the ice rink of kink in ink, I don’t tink so…

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    The Old Wolf  about 2 years ago

    Piertotum locomotor! I’ve always wanted to use that spell!

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    FLIGHT SUIT  about 2 years ago

    I don’t know what this means, but Jesus made it clear He was the only person who had the right to stone people to death, because He was the only person devoid of sin.

    OR SO HE CLAIMED.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago

    They will only be heretics until the establishment orthodoxy dies down a little. There are always new green shoots after a nice wildfire.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 years ago

    Ancient civilization’s find of the 20th century!

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/terra-cotta-soldiers-on-the-march-30942673/

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    Linguist  about 2 years ago

    It’s a stoned Stonewall Jackson statue in the middle of Manassas, maintaining that the South will rise again!

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    Radish...   about 2 years ago

    The statue of limitations.

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    Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray  about 2 years ago

    Stoned ponies ?

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    david.reichert  about 2 years ago

    Is the first “Stone” an adjective, or is it a verb. Makes the sentence either a statement or an order.

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    Howard'sMyHero  about 2 years ago

    They didn’t call Henry the Monk (née Henry of Lausanne) Hank

    for particular reasons …!

    ( CaFfEiNe )

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    willie_mctell  about 2 years ago

    “You gotta be a stone pony or these hard times will bust your vest.”

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    6turtle9  about 2 years ago

    Sometimes, when he was really angry, stacking stones while fantasizing about My Little Pony was the only way to calm himself down.

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    *Hot Rod*  about 2 years ago

    I like diamond stone.

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    Radish...   about 2 years ago

    You and I are dancing to the beat of a different drum…

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    What kind of a heretic is made of stone?

    Burn ’em! Burn ’em all!

    Nay, milord! First, let us put them to the test! Break them with stoning, that they may repent before they die! The horses, too, for they may be familiars!

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 2 years ago

    …Gollum was not a Golem…

    …and did not ride a stone horse…

    …he did not even have a heart of stone…

    …though he wasn’t the property of Jesus…

    …he had a (perhaps corrupted) passion for someone or thing in his life…

    …he did not shut the door & throw away the key…

    …Gollum lived a Merry (and Pippin) life before the ring ruled his life…

    …aah to have that passion for something…

    …instead of being a shutdown emotionaless wreck…

    …to which Picard said to Riker…

    …never let Data watch the Lord of the Froglandia Rings again…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You know those frogs

    When you hop your bogs you will get your way

    When you amphibianize with your eyes

    A heretic of stone can turn to clay

    Doo, doo, doo it…

    Doo, doo, doo…

    Doo, doo, doo it…

    Doo, doo, doo it…

    You can make Bath Mats

    You can have anything that you desire

    Bath Mats, and you know

    You’re the one who can put out the fire

    —Froglandia: You Can Make Bath Mats

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    Sisyphos  about 2 years ago

    Day 2: stoney silence….

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    3hourtour Premium Member about 2 years ago

    … I can’t help but think of Stone Mountain…

    …and banned books…

    …and throwing mashed potatoes on a Monet…

    …do we celebrate Mein Kampf and The Art Of The Deal?…

    …and did the woman in my life drawing class really have teats the size of my thumbs?…

    …just two words: Georgia O’Keeffe…

    …why is it okay to show the multiple bullet blood splatter in movies…

    …but you have to put jeans on the David statue?…

    …Stone Mountain…

    …do we blast it to Hell like some mad Taliban radicals?…

    …will our brand of Taliban deface the Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial?…

    …Stone Mountain…

    …heros of unabated Capitalism…

    …a coalmine hero comes to the game covered in soot…

    …and no one says anything about the artist that sufferers for their craft…

    …no matter how controversial it is…

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