Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 07, 2022

Doesn’t he mean drover?

They must find it REALLY difficult to operate that app without thumbs.

They will be the 1st one at the barbecue

“Keep movin’, movin’, movin’ Though they’re disapprovin’…”

Billy Crystal told me this would be done in a truck.

It’s crucially important to know out of how many stars?

There’s a “Yelp” review for every whip crack.

They just found out where they’re being driven to, and why.

Head’m up, move’m out!

Twas the horse that gave him two stars.. and that was stretching it.

Those ratings are all bull anyway.

“Which one did what”?

The one that accidentally got branded twice?

Well you gotta stop punching the cattle.

Maybe you’d get a better rating if you weren’t looking at your phone while you’re driving.

yeah nothing to beef about

Shouldn’t that have been two Steers?