Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 26, 2022

LOL! Oh, the sarcasm ;-). Love the ? from Eddie’s pipe.

Shoot, meant to post this yesterday. Oh, well, better late than never: “On this day, a child was born, who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy birthday Isaac Newton, born December 25, 1642.” —Neil deGrasse Tyson

Penguins live only on or a relatively short distance from the coasts of Antarctica. No native Antarctic animals (with the exception of South Polar Skuas, which have been seen flying over the Amundsen/Scott South Pole Station) live or even visit the South Pole.

Sounds about right for the current fact-checkers there.

“Ever consider working as a fact-checker for Twitter?”.“Yeah, once. But then some wealthy man-child bought it and messed the whole thing up.”

From the North Pole, all directions leading away from the pole head to the south, so going south from the pole could just as easily cause one to end up in Siberia as Canada…

Another Twitter dig. Don’t get on Wiley’s bad side…

Maybe the president could use/tell this story as one of his own.

The biggest threat to authoritarian, criminal regimes is free speech.

Always look to see who is suppressing free speech.

I understand that ANYWHERE from the North Pole is south; and the same goes for the Antarctic – except it’s north, see?

He would fit in nicely at Facebook , so called< independent fact checkers.

He works as a ‘fact’ checker for FaceCrook

If Eddie runs into Pierre of the North, he’ll know he’s in Canada.

WOW, brutal take down!!

Hmmm… a guy buys twitter and exposes their underhanded dealings and he’s the bad guy. Go figure

I can always rely on Wiley to deliver the latest talking points for the bad guys.

Biggest joke of yesteryear: “It must be true, I saw it on the Internet.”

One good thing I can say about Elon Musk: He got me to leave that s-hole.

S-o-o-o-o-o there’s a really versatile boat residing somewhere near Santa’s workshop and just waiting to be found? Cool

Penguin implausibility aside, if he was at the North Pole, any tracks would lead south.

I think Eddie is a much better contributor than an editor, but really, a good story should not be ruined by facts unless it’s a “no shytter”.

Great punchline!!

Twitter is for twits and Elon proved it

They probably said: incredible.

the more you tick off God the madderr he gets, coal for you next year

Tall tale tellers have a knack of skirting the truth.

Wiley must talk to himself in Eddie’s accent so he can figure out how to spell those words

If you’re at the North Pole you’re already in Canada.

Sure, Penguins LIVE at the South Pole, but where do they go on vacation?

I believe Eddie, the other two need to get out more.

Excuse me, “In God we trust” is the motto of the National Bank of USA, yes? It is written on dollar bills. Instead the Nazis’ God was on the buckle of the belts, “God with Us” they said.Strange places to write prayers.

There was a North Atlantic equivalent – the Great Auk. Hunted to extinction.

The one true god is The Great Panda. His knowledge guides us. His love saves us in times of peril. He is the spicy mustard on our wieners. Amen.