Frazz by Jef Mallett for January 08, 2023

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    Rhetorical_Question   almost 2 years ago

    No chance?

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    Sanspareil  almost 2 years ago

    It’s like when Jim Hacker asked Sir Humphrey a question and Humphrey responded

    “Yes and no”

    What kind of an answer is that? asked Hacker

    “It’s a balanced answer” replied sir Humphrey!

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    Shouldn’t the seesaw balance be the opposite? Did Jef make a mistake or is there a joke in there?

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    rheddmobile  almost 2 years ago

    It’s not a plan until you figure out when and how you intend to do those things. For example, I do 15 minutes of body weight exercises outside first thing in the morning before breakfast. Without those details it’s an intention, not a plan.

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    Jhony-Yermo  almost 2 years ago

    The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry . . . .

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    Jhony-Yermo  almost 2 years ago

    The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry

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    crookedwolf Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    How many pushups and leg lifts, total..?!

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Caulfield is long on explanation but short on performance. His argument has no weight until it is put to use.

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    sid w  almost 2 years ago

    My GF always tells me she will diet next week. But if that is a see-saw, Frazz is on the ground.

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    albzort  almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle: The more precisely you know the position, the less precisely you can know the velocity, and vice-versa.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 2 years ago

    Give me a lever and a place to stand, and I’ll get around to doing something eventually.

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    "Doon the Watter" on the Waverley  almost 2 years ago

    I’ve written several pages today! But I am going to forgo the rest… well if I am lucky I’ll still do the bedtime one, that sounds like a nice ending to a cold Winters day.

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    EdmundBabe  almost 2 years ago

    Leap day should be renamed Some

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    anomaly  almost 2 years ago

    And vice versa: the more specific the timeline, the less specific the objective. “I’m going to eat healthier food starting today!”

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Am I the only one who read the opening line “Take this plan” and mentally added “and shove it!”?

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    Nick Danger  almost 2 years ago

    I doubt Caulfield would be happy with an 8:30 bedtime

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    mmduzi  almost 2 years ago

    Kid’s got rocks in his pockets

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    Komix Lover  almost 2 years ago

    Bed at 8:30 = no life. At least no night life. I know someone like that. Thinks he’s superior because he gets up at 4 am.

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