Thank you, Thaves, and Merry Christmas. Frank and Earnest and their puns always remind me of my Dad and his brothers who all loved their puns. Love it!
I had to leave a health-food store in abject humiliation once when I asked for “quinoa, açai, and jicama” by pronouncing them the way they were spelled, and the clerks couldn’t stop laffing.
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You turnip with a stupid joke like that? He doesn’t carrot all.
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ almost 2 years ago
Here’s some bee pollen – now buzz off!
Doug K almost 2 years ago
Once Frank hears the prices, that will help him decide.
He’ll probably want to take an alternate root.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Already had too much caffeine today. Hit him with chamomile.
Gandalf almost 2 years ago
Or just try to get your kicks on Route 66!
The Reader Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Try root 66.
JudyAz almost 2 years ago
I’m too nerdy – my first thought was “What does this have to do with Linux?”
InTraining Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Frankie, suggest you and Ernie go try some root beer…!
oakie817 almost 2 years ago
when i worked in an office at this time of year, i used to carry my own mistletoe
walstib Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Art Fern (Johnny Carson) would recommend taking the Slauson Cutoff.
uniquename almost 2 years ago
Take two potatos and call me in the morning.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The Count is a big fan of Root Beer and Ginger Ale.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 2 years ago
Don’t get too overwhelmed and panex.
Tired almost 2 years ago
If you curry you can still make the sauce in thyme.
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
“Get your sassy fras out of here!”
paranormal almost 2 years ago
Vodka, bourbon and gin would be better than those silly things…
tomfromthe50s Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Are there mistletoe farms?
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
For my money you can’t beet rutabaga. It’s pretty “rad”…you know, “rad”-ish.
ranordsieck almost 2 years ago
Thank you, Thaves, and Merry Christmas. Frank and Earnest and their puns always remind me of my Dad and his brothers who all loved their puns. Love it!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Thaves’ humor is up to parsnip.
T... almost 2 years ago
Take the Ashwagandha root to Asia…
Richard S Russell Premium Member almost 2 years ago
I had to leave a health-food store in abject humiliation once when I asked for “quinoa, açai, and jicama” by pronouncing them the way they were spelled, and the clerks couldn’t stop laffing.
Jogger2 almost 2 years ago
Take the sassafras — in the form of root beer.
dlestersprint0 almost 2 years ago
How about a root canal?
strodgers almost 2 years ago
Sorry, it doesn’t work if you pronounce route like “ow”.