Scary Gary by Mark Buford for December 18, 2022

It’s official.

At least she didn’t ghost you like she did to Owen.

She’s just playing hard to get, Gary.

Some of those restraints can get pretty kinky but I suppose you can order them from Amazon. If.. you are into that Gary, have fun.

Gary….you’re trying too hard!.. You have to be cool and not desperate when meeting chicks in a bar!

It was a one night can’t-stand.

I would have loved to get to the “one-night stand” phase; with me it was usually the “zero-night stand”.

2 points to Owen for a perfect understatement!

Scary Gary. He lives up to his name in unusual ways.

It’s probably for the best. She was looking for someone a little younger and Gary is a little bit long in the teeth.

Did she try asking Gary to stop texting her first? I’m pretty sure that would have been eazier and just as effective. At least on Gary.

It is good to make an impression, better to make a good impression, but at least she remembers him.

I thought things were just getting started.

It’s sad, but completely to be expected, Gary. Loser!

Wow, that was quick!!!