Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 19, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 2 years ago

    Now that you’re aware of why you behave the way you do, maybe you can do something to manage it.

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    codycab  almost 2 years ago

    Sure Calvin. Blame everyone but yourself.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 2 years ago

    sure, Calvin

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    alien011  almost 2 years ago

    You ain’t seen nothing yet, Calvin.

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    oldpine52  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin was ahead of his time.

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    C  almost 2 years ago

    Tik tok, tik tok, he was ahead of his time

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    I wonder how a 6 years old child knows the word “holistic”, but suddendly I realize that this is the magic world of comics.

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    sirbadger  almost 2 years ago

    I put an ice cube on my forehead yesterday. I don’t know why I had a desire to do that.

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    Twocat  almost 2 years ago

    you can’t be self-actualized until all your needs are met (Maslow)

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    Izzy Moreno  almost 2 years ago

    No one had any idea how much that culture would evolve. It’s disgusting.

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    orinoco womble  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin had been talking to my late elder brother, it seems.

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    lalapalooza Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    FINALLY someone who understands me!

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    BigDaveGlass  almost 2 years ago

    Look up Narcissist…..

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    Red33410  almost 2 years ago

    “Victimhood appeals to me.”

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    Say What? Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Reminds me of a bunch of high school students I had to put up with yesterday.

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    Purple People Eater  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin’s vocabulary never ceases to amaze me.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  almost 2 years ago

    Sigh Calvin is still sore about not getting a flame thrower for Christmas.

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    W. Derek  almost 2 years ago

    sounds a lot like some in today’s society

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    rmercer Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Being “self-actualized” sounds trivial, or meaningless, or filthy. Take your pick.

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    jagedlo  almost 2 years ago

    If only it were that easy, Hobbes!

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    dwdl21  almost 2 years ago

    We used to draw comics and make fun of this, now being a victim of something is the in thing.

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    oakie817  almost 2 years ago

    when did he become a congressman?

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    mfrasca  almost 2 years ago

    Go tell it to Officer Krupke.

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    Skeptical Meg  almost 2 years ago

    Isn’t that a current internet challenge?

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    Just-me  almost 2 years ago

    I’m with Hobbes, Calvin needs his head stuck in a bucket of ice water, or a paddling, or both.

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    tripwire45  almost 2 years ago

    Over 30 years later and it’s even worse.

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    'IndyMan'  almost 2 years ago

    Personally, I think Calvin is ‘over-educated’ in the realm of child psychology and should act more his age rather than a ‘stuck-up’ 30+ year old fresh out of college (including post graduate years) ! ! ! !

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    ajr58(1)  almost 2 years ago

    Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,

    Ya gotta understand:

    It’s just our bringin’ upke

    That gets us outta hand.

    Our mothers all are junkies,

    Our fathers all are drunks.

    Golly Moses, natcherly we’re punks.

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    LKrueger41  almost 2 years ago

    30 years ago, this was humorous satire, poking fun at a fringe of society. Today it is everyday reality, taught in all levels of education – Kinderarten through Medical & Law degrees.

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    uniquename  almost 2 years ago

    Pop psychology is such fun! That’s a lotta buzz words though. I usually only hear that many when I’m in a business meeting.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 2 years ago

    Denial denial denial! ☹️

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    Snolep  almost 2 years ago

    Easy for him to say!

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    larryzolcienski  almost 2 years ago

    Or become a US lawmaker!

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    prairiedogdance Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Again, reading this decades later, It has has become clear just how many kids didn’t understand the sarcasm in this strip and grew up thinking Calvin was supposed to be a role model.

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    carlzr  almost 2 years ago

    That culture has given Calvin an admirable vocabulary.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  almost 2 years ago

    I KNEW I had heard prince Harry’s rant before. Now I know the source!

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    Cal’s picked the mantra of many and the first defense of those who try to game the system.

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    I'm Sad  almost 2 years ago

    Sounds like how the corporate world is run!!! Any others?

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    ComicLover2 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Mocking victims is NOT funny, and spouting stuff like this is detrimental to people who are honestly suffering.

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    YippiKiAyMofo  almost 2 years ago

    Prescient. Calvin predicted 21st century neuroses with 100% accuracy.

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    Redd Panda  almost 2 years ago

    The ‘’not my fault’’ ploy. Haven’t used that in a long time. Next time I get spoken to, I’ll whip that one out and see if it helps.

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    rshive  almost 2 years ago

    Big words that you don’t understand, Calvin.

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    David_the_CAD  almost 2 years ago

    The first step of recovery (and healthy living) is to get out of denial.

    The problem is that denial is very comforting; after all it got us this far (sort of).

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    bryan42  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin was ahead of his time on this one; the ‘culture of victimhood’ is not only a religious belief now but also the basis for an entire political spectrum!

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    aerotica69  almost 2 years ago

    And thus, a new generation was defined.

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    EnlilEnkiEa  almost 2 years ago

    Planning ahead for 2023, I see.

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    Birdman47  almost 2 years ago

    I love the way Calvin thinks. Intelligence(wisdom) is wasted on the old(er) (matured).

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    Joncook1371  almost 2 years ago

    Humans have been blaming others for their faults ever since Eve ate the forbidden fruit. “It can’t be my fault. Let’s find someone else to blame.”

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    SweetSinger  almost 2 years ago

    Time to ditch that phone, Cal.

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 2 years ago

    Huh. This line of reasoning is probably how many in my family started. Always everyone else’s fault.

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    johnschutt  almost 2 years ago

    It has only gotten worse.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 2 years ago

    Boy howdy, this comic from my youth sure describes how kids these days are rotten and ought to be as perfect as I’ve deluded myself into thinking I was!

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    pixiekitten Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Calvin has a good career at Fox News waiting for him.

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    mountainclimber  almost 2 years ago

    I turn on the tube and what do I see

    A whole lotta people cryin’ “Don’t blame me”

    They point their crooked little fingers at everybody else

    Spend all their time feelin’ sorry for themselves

    Victim of this, victim of that

    Your momma’s too thin; your daddy’s too fat (Eagles)

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    mistercatworks  almost 2 years ago

    For a while, there was a psychotherapy fad that bullies only became bullies because they had low self-esteem. After a period of singling out bullies for praise and extra attention, we had a generation of bullies with high self-esteem. That theory was abandoned.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  almost 2 years ago

    Are we certain that this strip is from the archives? Has maybe Bill Watterson slipped a new one in on us that perfectly nails both our latter-day lefty children and righty degenerates?

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    Jogger2  almost 2 years ago

    In Calvin’s family, only one person is dysfunctional.

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    KEA  almost 2 years ago

    today C would complain of being “groomed”

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    Robert4170  almost 2 years ago

    Too bad Calvin isn’t in one or more of today’s fashionable alphabet categories, else he could greatly increase his victimhood.

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    kathleenhicks62  almost 2 years ago

    Hobbes, go get the bucket of ice water.

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    wellis1947 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Except that Calvin is “multi- syllabic” he reminds me of Donnie John…

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    Bilan  almost 2 years ago

    Dad tried to build character. That didn’t work.

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    rick92040  almost 2 years ago

    Trump?

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    Sir Toby  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin – Millennial through and through.

    Bill Watterson really was prescient about Calvin’s age group.

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    mindjob  almost 2 years ago

    I don’t get many likes, so I must be a victim of a Likeless Society

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    Ammo hates the comment policy  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The “Usual Suspects” can’t see who Calvin is mimicking today, why am I not surprised?

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    rob  almost 2 years ago

    Sounds like today’s culture.

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    Mark DeMist Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Calvin is a born GQP’er all the way.

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 2 years ago

    I knew someone who would blame his troubles on almost everyone but himself. He was the most hopeless guy I knew, presumably because when you don’t accept responsibility, you don’t feel empowered to change anything.

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    djtenltd  almost 2 years ago

    @BE THIS GUY- It ain’t likely…

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    sirjackum  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin needs his chakras aligned.

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    Decades before its time. Visionary.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Alive and well even in 2023

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    Doctor Go  almost 2 years ago

    So does a large portion of one major political party, so it seems…

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    g04922  almost 2 years ago

    Yep.. Calvin is well on the way to becoming a woke, self centered snowflake. He needs therapy before it is too late.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Isn’t family his parents?

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    SandreaWare  almost 2 years ago

    Is this Price Harry?

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    jd wigman  almost 2 years ago

    A major tool the commies use aka democrats

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    montylc2001  almost 2 years ago

    So relevant today.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  almost 2 years ago

    Remember when we could laugh about this sort of thing?

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    hagarthehorrible  almost 2 years ago

    Blaming parents for all is typical for teens. In your case, Calvin, you are way ahead in time.

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    The_Great_Black President  almost 2 years ago

    Calvin is white. He is not allowed to be a victim.

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    knightoftheword Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    This was simply brilliant!!

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