Herman by Jim Unger for December 29, 2022

Zombie is a drink. Didn’t know that until i looked it up.

In that case, I’ll pass on the Moscow Mule as well.

And a Harvey Wallbanger would be too disruptive to other customers. As served by a six-foot-plus-tall rabbit, it would also be disturbing. Mouths would pooka in extreme distaste.

Singapore Sling? The mind boggles as to what would represent that drink.

He looks pretty tame and well behaved for a zombie.

Don’t worry. He’ll see there’s no brains at that table and move on.

If you ever do order a Zombie, make sure it comes on a leash.

Sometimes they act like don’t have any brains at all.

The bar will ROB you blind.

A Shirley Temple would be entertaining.

I dreamed I was fighting zombies the other night. And just like in the movies, we killed all the zombies and I got the hot girl fighting by my side as my girlfriend.

Should have ordered the Gold Cadillac.

Since I like power tools, I’d order the screwdriver

The Zombies were a good band!

how does a zombie greet you? it says ‘nice to eat you’.

Was that Frank N Stein’s restaurant? Opened in Hollywood in the 30’s and been running ever since.

The bar tender has a sense of humor…

That must be The Literal Café .

Worst part is that it would now be rude not to drink him.

Walking Dead drinks?

Either type of zombie will give you a headache.

Hell’s Kitchen…

yeah, that’s a no-brainer