Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 29, 2022

Recently arrived from south of the border and wearing a blue coat. New South Whales !!

They’re going to have a whale of a time in this neighborhood.

If the neighbors drove them out of the neighborhood, it would be a pod-cast.

Seems the whale just did a spit-take out of its blowhole.

“I’ve been put in charge of watching you. So who am I? Please, call me Ishmael”.

… by the way neighbor, can we borrow a cup of ambergris?

“You can call me Ahab.”

Whale off the port side! That she blows!

Every blow you make, every dive you take, I’ll be…..

Gasp‼️ I need to FIN-ish this right now!

Watching a sperm whale do his thing.

A Stalker!! Nice welcome – not.

Mr. Dick-III, I’m your new neighbor Queequeg.

D.a.m.n. those HOAs …!

He’s spouting off again.

So, a whale out of water spouts out its blowhole — water?

He should breach out and try to get to know some of his neighbors.