We had an English Mastiff that accomplished that particular feat. He had the funniest look on his face afterwards. After he shook a couple of times, he looked at me as if to tell me it was my fault. I’m chuckling now thinking about it. I really miss that big goof.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Sorry Hammie. Mom just doesn’t understand how talented you are. I was impressed how you managed to do all three at once.
Cornelius Noodleman over 1 year ago
Let’s see him do it hanging upside down like my brother.
sirbadger over 1 year ago
That’s why they waited 3000 years before opening King Tut’s tomb.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs over 1 year ago
Society must be going downhill if Hammie isn’t recognized for his greatness,
Sad, so sad, so very sad.
ꜝ over 1 year ago
SNURPOOTED
should be submitted to Webster’s
Blu Bunny over 1 year ago
On the movie Grown Ups, Eric Lamonsoff called it a Burpsnart.
hariseldon59 over 1 year ago
There was a time when you couldn’t get away with a toot in a comic strip.
iggyman over 1 year ago
That sneezing, burping, and fahrting at the same time would be painful I would think!
iggyman over 1 year ago
I think your skills would impress your friends much more than your mother, Hammie!
oakie817 over 1 year ago
oh i can do that too
Doug K over 1 year ago
Put in exile – that happens to some kings, too.
ctolson over 1 year ago
Ah, the body function triple. one has to be careful the burp doesn’t regurgitate something and the toot is’t a "disqualifier’.
SquidGamerGal over 1 year ago
Hey, Hammie! The candy shop called. They want you to pose for the world’s biggest sucker!
Just-me over 1 year ago
We had an English Mastiff that accomplished that particular feat. He had the funniest look on his face afterwards. After he shook a couple of times, he looked at me as if to tell me it was my fault. I’m chuckling now thinking about it. I really miss that big goof.
freewaydog over 1 year ago
Now Zoe did a clever alternative to her tattletaling!
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
Hammie just hit the trifecta!
Lee26 Premium Member over 1 year ago
My wife loved the Snurpooted. So, I tried to do it. Eww….
vehlers over 1 year ago
You’d think expelling gas from that many orrifices could cause the body to implode.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
Would he be the air to the throne??
bjordy over 1 year ago
Snurpooted? That’s funny
phillip w over 1 year ago
Funny
ꜝ over 1 year ago
I guess the response to a SNURPOOT would be
BLEXCUSEWW!
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
“Mom, do farts have lumps?”
delennwen over 1 year ago
Somehow, adoring little sister Wren who’s been following “Ammie” around all week was smart enough to get well away from this one!
The Quiet One over 1 year ago
It was fun while it lasted.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 1 year ago
Please, no more flatulence “jokes.”
John Jorgensen over 1 year ago
I almost suspect that Zoe knew this would happen. . . .
198.23.5.11 over 1 year ago
Hammie falls for an old trick.For the 2,748th time
ToneeRhianRose over 1 year ago
Haha! XD
Sherlock5 5 months ago
Why do Kirkman and Scott have such an obsession with that particular bodily function? (You know which one I mean.)