Life is a cabernet, old chum.
If you need emotional support, it’s probably a whine.
This is progress? Paying a premium to sulk? In earlier times, one simply cried in one’s beer- low budget therapy with lots of company.
You’ll feel fine after drinking 3 of any one o them.
For emotional support, gotta go with a fortified wine!
Ripple.
My wife came in from a busy day and I asked her if she wanted a glass of wine. She said, “yes.” I said, “Fine, I’ll call you a Cab.” Cabernet Sauvignon is one of her favorite wines. We usually have two bottles open at any time: his and hers.
Something tasty and more local, Chateau Des Moines.
That stuff is expensive.. better shop in the “get lucky” section. The result will be the same and there may be additional benefits.
Staying home but don’t want to drink alone? Call Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.
Twitter has the best emotional support for whiners.
After the second glass, they’re all good. Mostly.
I’d go with the cheap stuff, you don’t want to pay too much for therapy.
Homemade strawberry fortified with white lightening…
“He gave us Sweet Cherry Wine…….” {Tommy James and the Shondells}
But will he be allowed to take it on a plane?
His emotions are all bottled up. When he lets them out, people tell him to “put a cork in it!!”.
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Superfrog almost 2 years ago
Life is a cabernet, old chum.
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
If you need emotional support, it’s probably a whine.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
This is progress? Paying a premium to sulk? In earlier times, one simply cried in one’s beer- low budget therapy with lots of company.
Ubintold almost 2 years ago
You’ll feel fine after drinking 3 of any one o them.
Ryan Maitland Premium Member almost 2 years ago
For emotional support, gotta go with a fortified wine!
BearsDown Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ripple.
dflak almost 2 years ago
My wife came in from a busy day and I asked her if she wanted a glass of wine. She said, “yes.” I said, “Fine, I’ll call you a Cab.” Cabernet Sauvignon is one of her favorite wines. We usually have two bottles open at any time: his and hers.
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 2 years ago
Something tasty and more local, Chateau Des Moines.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
That stuff is expensive.. better shop in the “get lucky” section. The result will be the same and there may be additional benefits.
ScratchyPDX almost 2 years ago
Staying home but don’t want to drink alone? Call Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.
ira.crank almost 2 years ago
Twitter has the best emotional support for whiners.
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
After the second glass, they’re all good. Mostly.
cuzinron47 almost 2 years ago
I’d go with the cheap stuff, you don’t want to pay too much for therapy.
T... almost 2 years ago
Homemade strawberry fortified with white lightening…
tee929 almost 2 years ago
“He gave us Sweet Cherry Wine…….” {Tommy James and the Shondells}
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
But will he be allowed to take it on a plane?
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
His emotions are all bottled up. When he lets them out, people tell him to “put a cork in it!!”.