Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for January 06, 2023

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    Superfrog  almost 2 years ago

    Life is a cabernet, old chum.

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    Farside99  almost 2 years ago

    If you need emotional support, it’s probably a whine.

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    sandpiper  almost 2 years ago

    This is progress? Paying a premium to sulk? In earlier times, one simply cried in one’s beer- low budget therapy with lots of company.

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    Ubintold  almost 2 years ago

    You’ll feel fine after drinking 3 of any one o them.

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    Ryan Maitland Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    For emotional support, gotta go with a fortified wine!

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    BearsDown Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Ripple.

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    dflak  almost 2 years ago

    My wife came in from a busy day and I asked her if she wanted a glass of wine. She said, “yes.” I said, “Fine, I’ll call you a Cab.” Cabernet Sauvignon is one of her favorite wines. We usually have two bottles open at any time: his and hers.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 2 years ago

    Something tasty and more local, Chateau Des Moines.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    That stuff is expensive.. better shop in the “get lucky” section. The result will be the same and there may be additional benefits.

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    ScratchyPDX  almost 2 years ago

    Staying home but don’t want to drink alone? Call Johnny Walker and his brothers Black and Red.

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    ira.crank  almost 2 years ago

    Twitter has the best emotional support for whiners.

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    goboboyd  almost 2 years ago

    After the second glass, they’re all good. Mostly.

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    cuzinron47  almost 2 years ago

    I’d go with the cheap stuff, you don’t want to pay too much for therapy.

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    T...  almost 2 years ago

    Homemade strawberry fortified with white lightening…

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    tee929  almost 2 years ago

    “He gave us Sweet Cherry Wine…….” {Tommy James and the Shondells}

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    gammaguy  almost 2 years ago

    But will he be allowed to take it on a plane?

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  almost 2 years ago

    His emotions are all bottled up. When he lets them out, people tell him to “put a cork in it!!”.

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