Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 24, 2023

don’t let them take you for granite Sally, they are just being igneous!

What’s so funny?

Pet rocks sure were quite the 1970s fad, weren’t they? Even Peter and Lois Griffin once had one (which wasn’t properly toilet trained).

This different school doesn’t get Sally’s humor.

Well, this confirms it. Sally has rocks in the brain.

he’s a rock star! ⭐

Next, she’ll say her pet rock will go to Boulder, Colorado for its vacation.

You may want to fire your writers, Sally. That line wouldn’t have Mr. Carson’s professional laughers chuckle.

I think that someone is loosing their marbles.

His favorite show is The flintstones, he has a thing for Pebbles!

He loves rock and roll music.

The Pet Rock was made by Gary Dahl in 1975. I remember an article in the San Jose Mercury telling how, right after he became an over night millionaire, he and a friend went to a Cadillac dealer and looked for cars. The salesman told them the price for the 2 cars that they were interested in. Gary turned to his friend and said “I’ll pay for this. You bought lunch” I always hoped that some day I would be rich enough to be able to do that. Still waiting ……

Sally Brown, the Grandmother of “Dad Jokes”

Exactly. It’s a pun. Pebbles are rocks. Maybe Peanuts fans don’t like puns.

Pebble BEACH! Hah? Pebble Beach—HelloIsThisThingOn??

(taps microphone repeatedly)

It’s a pretty dull place.

His favorite ice cream: Rocky Road. His favorite movies: Rocky and Rock Horror picture show. Favorite song: I Love Rock and Roll.

And the list goes on.

That’s not very funny.

End you set with fart jokes. Fart jokes always kill.

I had a pet rock. He rolled away from home

Don’t quit your day job, Sally.

Mine is still fetching.

The simple humor. Hahahahahaha

Evidently, Sally didn’t prepare for her report‼️☺️

Ah, I can just hear the teacher’s response now: “wah wah, wahwahwah, wah wah”

Sally can give Peppermint Patty a run for her money when it comes o disastrous reports

Pet rocks had many advertised uses. One was self-defense. Just hold the pet rock in your fist and strike your adversary.

Technically not a rock but a stone. Technically not a pebble but a cobblestone

Careful, a pun like this would get you stoned in earlier times!

She talks to buildings why not stand-up…

Tough crowd, tough crowd! ;-p

All those golfers get in the way of the car shows. ;]

Sally rocks! :D