I’ll take “Waking Up In the Middle of Your UV-section” for $500, Alex.
As his uvula approached her vulva he caught the scent of velvetta, so he got back in his Volvo.
Wait up Doc. I just had a revelation, to the moon Alice, to the moon, w/cheese dip!
“Actually, I’m a gynecologist, this is my lunch hour…”
At this time, I have no comment.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/VU_Meter.jpg
Now I’m feeling both vulgar and vulnerable.
Teresa had me with velvetta. She wouldn’t loan me her special dictionary.
The meter says nothing is going on, but we know better!
Looks like a horny tree?
This is an awful cheesy strip today!
I heard Velvetta is making a comeback!
If anyone wants the recipe, just write to:
Oona Goosepimple Velvetta
Uvula, Utah, 69000
Glad to see the scribbles making a scratching, scrawling, and squiggling start to year # seventeen … and on the shortest day to boot …!
( that’s all I’ve jot [sic] )
Dip into another cheesy strip.
Somebody start the stopwatch! Someone (or something) is getting away with free feelie weelies.
Is that Al V. O’Lie
VOILÀ! V for victory!
Isn’t that Velveeta? Maybe it’s different in Froglandia.
The perfect beginning to year 17. If 16 was Sweet 16, what are we going to call 17? Velveeta 17?
No double dipping.
I have no idea what is going on here, but my intuition is that it can’t be all good.
Especially the “Velvetta” (which probably refers to the cheese-like product known as Velveeta)….
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr about 2 years ago
I’ll take “Waking Up In the Middle of Your UV-section” for $500, Alex.
ChukLitl Premium Member about 2 years ago
As his uvula approached her vulva he caught the scent of velvetta, so he got back in his Volvo.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 2 years ago
Wait up Doc. I just had a revelation, to the moon Alice, to the moon, w/cheese dip!
Hugh B. Hayve about 2 years ago
“Actually, I’m a gynecologist, this is my lunch hour…”
FLIGHT SUIT about 2 years ago
At this time, I have no comment.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 2 years ago
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/VU_Meter.jpg
Randy B Premium Member about 2 years ago
Now I’m feeling both vulgar and vulnerable.
descabro about 2 years ago
Teresa had me with velvetta. She wouldn’t loan me her special dictionary.
rastapopilos about 2 years ago
The meter says nothing is going on, but we know better!
*Space Madness at The Station* about 2 years ago
Looks like a horny tree?
coasterbear Premium Member about 2 years ago
This is an awful cheesy strip today!
Zebrastripes about 2 years ago
I heard Velvetta is making a comeback!
If anyone wants the recipe, just write to:
Oona Goosepimple Velvetta
C/O- CanCan Rehab CenterUvula, Utah, 69000
Howard'sMyHero about 2 years ago
Glad to see the scribbles making a scratching, scrawling, and squiggling start to year # seventeen … and on the shortest day to boot …!
( that’s all I’ve jot [sic] )
Radish... about 2 years ago
Dip into another cheesy strip.
coltish1 about 2 years ago
Somebody start the stopwatch! Someone (or something) is getting away with free feelie weelies.
Twocat about 2 years ago
Is that Al V. O’Lie
6turtle9 about 2 years ago
VOILÀ! V for victory!
willie_mctell about 2 years ago
Isn’t that Velveeta? Maybe it’s different in Froglandia.
painedsmile about 2 years ago
The perfect beginning to year 17. If 16 was Sweet 16, what are we going to call 17? Velveeta 17?
Radish... about 2 years ago
No double dipping.
Sisyphos about 2 years ago
I have no idea what is going on here, but my intuition is that it can’t be all good.
Especially the “Velvetta” (which probably refers to the cheese-like product known as Velveeta)….