Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 04, 2023

I might raise an eyebrow if they’re bigger than the average small paperback book.

So what? They’re veggie tacos? No thanks!

unicorn burritos must be from Mexicorn

I’m craving sprouts on a tortilla.

I’d dare say Sentient Equine can’t make anything bad, but that would possibly be an exaggeration.

I mean I got a ahem, “Pastel Unicorn” Busy Book as it came with figures at such a low price. And the story mentions the CMC attempting to make Green Apple Cupcakes, only for them to be blech.

Live a little! Try the Dichondra tostada or the Sorrel sopas.

How can you tacoflly get out of this situation?

reminds me of Goblin Dogs from Star Vs The Forces of Evil.

Are there enchiladas and burritos as well?

Should be an interesting combination!

I’m just wondering if these tacos will lead to a gas joke, since tacos have their magical properties we all know and love.

I can obviously say I haven’t seen that before.

Marigold has a point and is not her horn.

Every week a boy brings Homade Rice Crispie treats to school for his friends. They all look forward each week to getting the treats. at the end of the year the boy turns his science fair project. Titled “How much saw dust can you add to Rice Crispie treats before anyone notices”.

“Another sandwich!” said the King.

“There”s nothing but hay left now,” the Messenger said, peeping into the bag.

“Hay, then,” the King murmured in a faint whisper.

Alice was glad to see that it revived him a good deal. “There”s nothing like eating hay when you’re faint,” he remarked to her, as he munched away.

“I should think throwing cold water over you would be better,” Alice suggested: “or some sal-volatile.”

“I didn”t say there was nothing BETTER,” the King replied. “I said there was nothing LIKE it.” Which Alice did not venture to deny.

I have never tasted unicorn before.

Waiting eagerly for the reveal.

I’ve had beef tacos, pork tacos, fish tacos and shrimp tacos but never unicorn tacos.

But Artisanal hay.

these tacos better be “artisanal” at the very least, or i shall stand unimpressed, indeed.

(and I shall also be cross)

As an omnivore with a strong carnivorous streak, the phrase “Unicorn Tacos” suggests something different… sorry…

With taco shells made from rolled-oat tortillas!