B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for January 04, 2023

you’ll be the “decider” one day

I resolve to invent the eraser.

Cross out “stick to decisions.” Add (change to) “be more decisive.”

That should do it.

“I resolve to resolve to resolve to consider resolving….”

To stick with a decision: apply Gorilla Grip glue …stick tablet to forehead.

Get a spellchecker…..

Maybe.

I resolve to keep on doing what I’ve been doing because it has worked very well for me so far.

I think it’s time for him to literally break his resolution!

Make fewer resolutions.

He should listen to Bucks Fizz.

This New Year, I resolved to make no resolutions. So far, so good.

He’s not there yet

He should resolve to be indecisive as he can do that. Next year maybe he can resolve to be a little less indecisive.

See, this is why whiteout made such an impact on the business world. It’s not that he doesn’t know what to do. It’s just that he doesn’t know what to say. Personally, I love backspace ←

I’m really unsure about coming to conclusions…and that’s final!!

Keeps writing!

Resolve to help an anteater when he’s choking.

He’s making progress. Yesterday he resolved to be less ambiguous

Time is a thief when you’re undecided.

Must be one of those pre-autocorrect tablets.

doing real well so far %

Just Google: decisive syn…

Clumsy Carp certainly has quite a thesauristic vocabulary…

I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.

Ouch, too close to home.