Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 29, 2023

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    Da'Dad  almost 2 years ago

    They already have the snow. Enough to even fashion a snowman of sorts. Apparently Janis is flipping out over actually breaking into the emergency supplies. Can’t have your pudding and eat it too, not to mention the eggs.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  almost 2 years ago

    This year’s snow provisions come with a bourbon sauce.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 2 years ago

    Looks like the emergency is over, so you can eat your way back down until the next emergency/panic buying time comes.

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    Jason Allen  almost 2 years ago

    Snow provisions? I live in the Upper Midwest, and I don’t think I’ve ever heard of such a thing outside the context of an emergency car kit for distance driving.

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    nosirrom  almost 2 years ago

    Maybe she’s afraid it’ll snow now.

    If he makes it, it will snow!

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    Lyrak  almost 2 years ago

    Snow provisions should be things that won’t spoil. Milk and eggs are going to go bad if you don’t use them soon after purchasing them.

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    gsawyer101  almost 2 years ago

    Thought you bought eggs, milk, and bread to make French toast when it snowed

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    BlueNAL  almost 2 years ago

    Down here in AL we prepare for hurricane season, canned food, red wine.

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    snailgate  almost 2 years ago

    Here in Northern Delaware it is not allowed to snow as long as there is still bread and milk in the grocery stores. So far this winter we have had zero snow.

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    PoochFan  almost 2 years ago

    The snowman outside is melting, so the snow emergency must be over.

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    jmarkow11  almost 2 years ago

    The only snow provision missing is bananas

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    glhutch  almost 2 years ago

    How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?!!!

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    exness Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The beauty of having my own chickens is, if I eat eggs today, there will be more tomorrow.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    We have a box of dried beans, rice, etc, for the next time the supply chain goes haywire

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    DawnQuinn1  almost 2 years ago

    It does not snow every day. When it isn’t snowing ( like tomorrow) go get more.

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    david_42  almost 2 years ago

    My wife doesn’t like bread pudding, so I never make it.

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    car2ner  almost 2 years ago

    snow provisions have to be boxed or canned. Fresh eggs and bread and milk should be enjoyed fresh. Save me a scoop, please. I haven’t had a good bread pudding in a long time

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Obviously Arlo is dreamer oblivious to seasons.

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    locake  almost 2 years ago

    Bread, milk and eggs are all perishable. Why wouldn’t he use them to make something to eat? Janis is not very smart most of the time.

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    Bruce1253  almost 2 years ago

    I have lived in places where storm kits were needed, that is why I retired to San Diego.

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    Kawasaki Cat  almost 2 years ago

    You can run to the store and buy more milk,bread, and chips

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    kraftjeff  almost 2 years ago

    Snow provisions…. more like nest egg. Arlo do you not know the value of an egg right now? Which leads to the following question: Which cracked first the buyer or the egg?

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    You know, I don’t think I’ve ever seen it. What city is ‘Arlo and Janis’ supposed to be in?

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    raybarb44  almost 2 years ago

    Hope you have the maple syrup too……

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    GG_loves_comics Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    We have a local bread company that makes chocolate cherry bread for Valentines Day, so I’ll be making chocolate bread pudding soon. I guess I should stock up on extra snow provisions.

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    Bwahahaha!  almost 2 years ago

    Arlo has done something incredibly stupid once again? How is she surprised?

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    LJZ Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    … If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding

    How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?

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    Charles  almost 2 years ago

    Bread pudding is deep dish French toast.

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    ScullyUFO  almost 2 years ago

    Who built the snowman?

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    jrgtr42  almost 2 years ago

    French toast alert on high?

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 2 years ago

    JJ has officially run out of ideas. Not as funny or clever as it used to be.

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    Is like a melody Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    When I was a kid, many years ago, stores sold out of bread, milk and eggs whenever a snow storm was forecast. Had to shop early.

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    The Orange Mailman  almost 2 years ago

    Bread Pudding = Snow Provisions

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    Sojourner  almost 2 years ago

    Let them eat bread pudding. :-)

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    Scoutmaster77  almost 2 years ago

    Now they’re bread pudding. :-)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 2 years ago

    And February still ahead….

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    baraktorvan  almost 2 years ago

    I started provisioning before Covid for an earthquake. Still do.

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    aussie399 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    So buy some more tomorrow, or next spring when you throw out what you didn’t use

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