Herman by Jim Unger for January 17, 2023

At least she’s gonna mop the floor.

Mother Earth is going through the Climate Change of Life. Her hot flashes make her irritable and hard to live with. Whenever her faults let go, the whole place quakes.

That’s a very good turn around on his complaining

I’m guessing it was a shotgun wedding.

I told my wife to embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.

Sounds like they deserve each other.

“For nobody else gave me a thrill – With all your faults, I love you still,” – It had to be you by Frank Sinatra.

Listen up, kiddo, you’re not such a prize, yourself‼️‼️

Creep? Didn’t I get you a new mop for Christmas?

Yeah! She could have found a better creep than you!!!

“To the moon, Alice!”

Just get that fecking mop moving you !!%@+*

You get what you deserve when you marry someone who would marry someone like you.

Thats more on you…

True love…

So what you are saying is you got what you deserved, so stop complaining.

That’s sad.

True to a fault.

Immigrants are said to do the menial thankless jobs our citizens wouldn’t do. Maybe he should have married an immigrant woman.

Like third wife Milania.

Most earthquakes happen along a fault line.

A lid for every pot there is.

She’s not one to beat around the bush, is she?

To think….long ago she was a beauty…..with some nice faults.