Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for January 21, 2023

Well you wanted a job honey. You’ve got one. Happy.

Anybody else, that would be a chance for some real tip money. But, in a way, she’s lucky. That’s not a outdoor jakes.

We know Blanche has a face to stop a battleship, now we find out if she can stop the tide going out.

It’s a cruel cruel cruel world we live in!

Blanche should’ve been hired as a bouncer. Given how tough she is, she’d give rowdy drunks the boot with no problems.

If they wash their hands….

I remember being chased after I left the men’s room in Heidelberg Castle by an older woman demanding I pay the 10 pfennigs fee.

I don’t think there will be any happy endings with this one… https://www.theonion.com/id-say-my-least-favorite-part-about-being-a-restroom-at-1819584867

I remember the men’s room at 30th st station in Philly (the one where the murder in “Witness” took place). Back in the 60’s there was always an attendant who would say “Soap & towel, sir?” I guess he wasn’t there when the murder happened.

Her ship has just come in.

You wanted it, you got it. Imagine if Blanche were around today to benefit from the wokeaholics.

It’s already been done, Blanche. Your wanted poster is at the Post Office.

Not uncommon to have a woman had out tissues in a men’s toilet.. in third world counties.

New hires start at the bottom, and that is the bottom.