Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 06, 2023

I’ll also show you my mouth to breast compressions.

Abby is hallucinating that this story arc is nearing its end and that nice Dr. Darekill starts giving his well-known follow-up exams.

And these chumps waste time talking about Frazetta’s men…

“Get a girl with faraway eyes…”

She is in no condition to be moved but out of the goodness of her heart she will gladly drive her home

She’s not comatose….that’s her afterglow.

Actually, she’s been conscious for 30 minutes so it wouldn’t stop.

ATTENDING NURSE: And you’ve completely missed the fact that my left hand is currently giving her a very thorough pelvic exam!

ABBY: It’s ok to enjoy all this if everyone thinks you’re in a coma. Doesn’t mean I’m gay. Not at … WHOA BABY!!!

OTHER NURSE: IT’S A MIRACLE!

Dear Abby, your first lesson is next Friday @ 7:30 pm….in my barracks….

I am so appalled at this suggestive filth that I can’t wait to find out what happens so I can be more offended! (Love it, John)…

Especially impressive when you consider how much there is to compress.

Abby in a state of delirium: “Was it good for you too?”

Should have used the “hindlick” maneuver.

I wasn’t good at it.

I’d like to have seen those breasts before they were compressed.

John, do you think that Nurse #1 (left) would “benefit” from the training by Nurse #2 (right)?

Looks like some one will have some fun after taps!

somebody should think to get poor abby out of that tight clothing…

Abby: “What are you doing?”

Nurse: “Adjusting your breasts. You fainted and they shifted all out of whack!”

From Dead Men Don’t Wear Plaid .

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She was only mostly dead!

Pining for the fjords