I cooked my meal tonight. A more than fair amount of garlic in the dish. After the meal I picked up my pup and sat down. She promptly dashed away to “Mom”.
Friend had a Boston Bulldog whose out-gassing could clear a room. He enjoyed snuggling next to guests to nap, which they enjoyed, but he occasionally let out a cloud of ‘processed fuel’ that cost him the new friendship.
I was worse then that in December starts as sneezing and runny nose, then change fast to infection as in sinus infection, so bad I had to cancel my birthday plans last day of December, son missed two days of work on antibiotic same thing, husband and daughter had chest colds. I was on two different antibiotics. Even our dogs was not as bad.
If I sneeze, my dog jumps down at the sound, and sometimes I sneeze 10-12 times in a row. She also is iffy if I open a can of soda/pop. She is doing better on that one, it was just a new sound to her. If she farts, I pretend not to notice. If I am actually sick, which has happened twice in the 6 years I have had her, she won’t leave me for anything. Ditto when I had knee surgery.
I had a dog, pre-beagle, who would silently fart so badly that she would suddenly get up and leave, and I would follow her before I couldn’t breathe either. I even had her tested for thyroid issues, because she just generally smelled bad. I never knew what her breed was and never found out why she smelled bad. I could take her to a groomer, and before we got home, she just smelled bad. No farting needed. She was a most excellent dog, though. Miss her every day!
ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ almost 2 years ago
Earl’s a one-man band
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jdi801 almost 2 years ago
Missing the most common noise.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace almost 2 years ago
“That’s a dog’s prerogative. What’s your excuse?”
Botulism Bob almost 2 years ago
The visuals are priceless.
gbars70 almost 2 years ago
I’m outa here!
cubswin2016 almost 2 years ago
I would not to be around Earl either.
Zykoic almost 2 years ago
I cooked my meal tonight. A more than fair amount of garlic in the dish. After the meal I picked up my pup and sat down. She promptly dashed away to “Mom”.
PraiseofFolly almost 2 years ago
I was tempted to write something seemingly vulgar that dogs do, but I doubt Earl is limber enough at his age, if ever…
iggyman almost 2 years ago
Rosco do what my dog does to get even, pass gas!
j_m_kuehl almost 2 years ago
Just afraid of what might come next. . . that you always blame on the dog.
kelloggs2066 almost 2 years ago
As we get older, we make more embarrassing noises. I wish we didn’t but, there’s not much to do about it.
jagedlo almost 2 years ago
That look of horror on Roscoe’s face in the second panel!
kaycstamper almost 2 years ago
He doesn’t want to catch it!
Darryl Heine almost 2 years ago
It may or may not be COVID…
monya_43 almost 2 years ago
Things ARE bad when you annoy and make the dog leave.
sandpiper almost 2 years ago
Friend had a Boston Bulldog whose out-gassing could clear a room. He enjoyed snuggling next to guests to nap, which they enjoyed, but he occasionally let out a cloud of ‘processed fuel’ that cost him the new friendship.
Daltongang Premium Member almost 2 years ago
One good fart and Earl would have covered all the bases.
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Too funny‼️‼️☺️☺️☺️
Queen of America almost 2 years ago
I just sent this one to my husband. He will SO not be amused. I was.
ladykat almost 2 years ago
That sounds like me in the morning.
andersjg Premium Member almost 2 years ago
A sneeze and my cat is somewhere else.
KEA almost 2 years ago
are they smelly ones?
cactusbob333 almost 2 years ago
If you blame your dog when you fart, he will quickly learn to leave the room when he hears that noise.
MuddyUSA Premium Member almost 2 years ago
You tell him Earl……..woof!
FassEddie almost 2 years ago
Poor Roscoe. Canada geese trigger him.
zeexenon almost 2 years ago
I don’t get it … just a normal day for this dude of 79, minus the smelly part.
kab2rb almost 2 years ago
I was worse then that in December starts as sneezing and runny nose, then change fast to infection as in sinus infection, so bad I had to cancel my birthday plans last day of December, son missed two days of work on antibiotic same thing, husband and daughter had chest colds. I was on two different antibiotics. Even our dogs was not as bad.
eced52 almost 2 years ago
Not least of which is farting in my face!
Moonkey Premium Member almost 2 years ago
If I sneeze, my dog jumps down at the sound, and sometimes I sneeze 10-12 times in a row. She also is iffy if I open a can of soda/pop. She is doing better on that one, it was just a new sound to her. If she farts, I pretend not to notice. If I am actually sick, which has happened twice in the 6 years I have had her, she won’t leave me for anything. Ditto when I had knee surgery.
I had a dog, pre-beagle, who would silently fart so badly that she would suddenly get up and leave, and I would follow her before I couldn’t breathe either. I even had her tested for thyroid issues, because she just generally smelled bad. I never knew what her breed was and never found out why she smelled bad. I could take her to a groomer, and before we got home, she just smelled bad. No farting needed. She was a most excellent dog, though. Miss her every day!
rickmac1937 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Good old Roscoe
w16521 almost 2 years ago
Well Earl I think Roscoe is very scared of your annoying habits!