Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 06, 2023

old school… you mean like internet shopping in the 90’s?

ALWAYS ask for references!

Most on line retailers simply throw returns in the trash

I wonder if those two got returned. I tried to return mine but her parents didn’t want her back

Bringing the best (you hope) of the Gilded Age of US fashion. All sales final.

You mean, threadbare?!?

The sign says it all, buy at your own risk

You Broke It You Bought It.

When I attended Indiana University in 1974, there was a music store in town called “Caveat Emptor.” I was introduced to Bartok, Vivaldi and Randy Newman there. It was truly a goovy place.

What about Amazon offering blind pallets of stuff at the end of the year?

You buy it, you own it. Good luck with that.

Haughty couture

“Break it, you bought it” – the Republican motto

It’s also very snooty!!!

Let the buyer beware.

After seeing the ‘fashions’ at the Grammy’s recently, ‘Caveat Emptor’ is clearly ‘A fool and his money are soon parted’ instead.

want to talk old school? when i started high school in RI our desks had graffiti from the Civil War on them

I wish all businesses would operate the same way as Chinese buffets: Take everything you want, but eat everything you take.

Trying to remember the Latin for all sales final.

Caution purchasers executive fashion

No receipt. No Return.

A great name for such a place would also be “The Caveat Emptorioum”. :)

You are free to use it but don’t come complaining to me if it does not work as expected.

SAME STORE FRONT drawing used in 30 or 40 other Wiley cartoons. Wiley is not only NOT FUNNY, he’s getting REAL LAZY