Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 11, 2023

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    Vilyehm  over 1 year ago

    She doesn’t believe in sax and violins.

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    angelolady Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Aww!

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    Superfrog  over 1 year ago

    She doesn’t want anyone fiddling with her.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  over 1 year ago

    Very saxy photo.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She looks like an alto. One of those sexy, husky-voiced women like Lauren Bacall.

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    Canadian Nerd  over 1 year ago

    phone sax

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    Zykoic  over 1 year ago

    Cat fishing for cat gut?

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    tbarry718  over 1 year ago

    She’s looking forsomeone who is horn-y.

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    Doug K  over 1 year ago

    Maybe she’ll let you check out her pads. Maybe she’ll let you use one of her keys. If you reed her mouthpiece, she might let you try her out and put your lips to it.

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    PaulAbbott2  over 1 year ago

    She has a lot of brass

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    Darryl Heine  over 1 year ago

    Why not a 1988 Poison song called “Nothing But a Good Time”?

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    joegeethree  over 1 year ago

    Besides, strings like foursomes.

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    P51Strega  over 1 year ago

    “Reedy for a good time? Come by and check out my brass. I assure you, I’m not flat, and if you’re not too sharp, we can make beautiful music together. Give me a try and I will blow your mind.”

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    dflak  over 1 year ago

    A girl who knows how to blow her own horn.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    aw…that blows

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    Zebrastripes  over 1 year ago

    …and on that note, I’m outta heeeerrre!

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    Potamus  over 1 year ago

    You can tell by his reaction he’s not interested in slutsophones.

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    Econ01  over 1 year ago

    For the best sax she should give in to her bass instincts.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Actually, she’s looking for a percussionist. She favors sax and drums and rocknroll.

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    sobrown51  over 1 year ago

    She’s got a lot of brass. I’ll give her that.

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    You probably should look for someone you can fiddle with.

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    She don’t like fiddling around…

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    she’ll just end up plucking with him…

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