By the way, where is Roaming, who hails from Australia? I haven’t seen him here lately, and he was a frequent commenter. I don’t think he told any jokes, but just listed banned joke tellers. Yet another Lone Ranger has ridden off into the sunset, or sunrise where he lives——gone with the wind of laughter. Hi-yo Silver!
My paternal grandfather born in Colorado. My paternal wife born in Nebraska. My maternal grandfather born in the territory of Arizona. My maternal grandmother born in the state of Arizona. My stepmother’s father born in Utah. My stepmother’s mother born in Idaho.
My brother-in-law was born in Germany, his father was from the Ukraine, his mother was Russian. By German law he was not a German citizen. When he appiled for U.S. citizenship he had to contact the Ukrainian embassy.
Take care, may incarcerated lottery winner Phoebe “My Luck Ran Out And So Did The Money When I Set Up Auto Pay With Comcast And Then Lost My Temper” O’Clinkord be with you, and gesundheit.
I need to check on that Irish thing. My mother said grandpa was caught up in the “Home kids” scoop in the British Isles, and sent to farms as slave labour.
Just to nitpick a bit, the post says “shot”, not necessarily “killed”. I tried to research a bit to see how many people actually died from being shot by a dog, but didn’t find that information…
Reason #735 why I don’t own a pet (I also don’t own a gun, so perhaps that really isn’t a good objection to pet ownership — although you never know where your pet might go to buy a gun . . . ).
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Well we can at least say that gun control has gone to the dogs.
largeungulate over 1 year ago
So its not gun violence but dog violence?
Leroy over 1 year ago
That dog must have a good lawyer!!
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
By the way, where is Roaming, who hails from Australia? I haven’t seen him here lately, and he was a frequent commenter. I don’t think he told any jokes, but just listed banned joke tellers. Yet another Lone Ranger has ridden off into the sunset, or sunrise where he lives——gone with the wind of laughter. Hi-yo Silver!
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
Dogs are more likely to slash and bite someone to death in the act of guarding a person or place.
Kjvman1 over 1 year ago
Sure. They’re HUNTING dogs after all!
Templo S.U.D. over 1 year ago
My paternal grandfather born in Colorado. My paternal wife born in Nebraska. My maternal grandfather born in the territory of Arizona. My maternal grandmother born in the state of Arizona. My stepmother’s father born in Utah. My stepmother’s mother born in Idaho.
sergioandrade Premium Member over 1 year ago
My brother-in-law was born in Germany, his father was from the Ukraine, his mother was Russian. By German law he was not a German citizen. When he appiled for U.S. citizenship he had to contact the Ukrainian embassy.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
Thank you dogs, stupid owners left weapons loaded and safety off. AND children have access too often (just happened again in FL) Keep it up doggos
therese_callahan2002 over 1 year ago
My paternal grandparents came from Ireland.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Some of those “accidental” shootings were likely intentional. Some dogs can only put up with so much abuse before taking things into their own paws.
Huckleberry Hiroshima over 1 year ago
Right, “accidentally.” Woof!
Take care, may incarcerated lottery winner Phoebe “My Luck Ran Out And So Did The Money When I Set Up Auto Pay With Comcast And Then Lost My Temper” O’Clinkord be with you, and gesundheit.
oakie817 over 1 year ago
my mom was born in England – i’m eligible for dual citizenship there
dv1093 over 1 year ago
Does that citizenship thing count for Scotland?
joe piglet Premium Member over 1 year ago
I need to check on that Irish thing. My mother said grandpa was caught up in the “Home kids” scoop in the British Isles, and sent to farms as slave labour.
ladykat over 1 year ago
My maternal grandparents were born in Ireland. I’ll have to look into that.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
I took my dog’s pistol away. He failed his conceal carry test.
The Duke over 1 year ago
As long as the dog has a license I see no reason why it shouldn’t be allowed to own a gun.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 1 year ago
How many people were deliberately shot by a dog?
Camiyami Premium Member over 1 year ago
Only Grandparents? They don’t go further than that? If they did, I could totally claim citizenship!
tallyho over 1 year ago
That dog is more notorious than Al Capone. Why can’t they catch him?
aeakrs over 1 year ago
Sad for me, one of my Great grand parents was born in Ireland.
preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, that’s a sure sign we have too many guns when dogs shoot people.
moondog42 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The only thing that stops a bad dog with a gun is a rolled up newspaper
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
Hey, recently a man got shot by an MRI machine.
jmcenanly over 1 year ago
With a best friend like that, who needs enemies?
jmolay161 over 1 year ago
That dog with the pistol must be a Shoot-Tzu!
haasmeister over 1 year ago
I know someone who, as a small child, shot the bishop.
J. R. M. over 1 year ago
Well, it’s about blooming time somebody from that town won the lottery.
eromlig over 1 year ago
Can anyone see this?
finnygirl Premium Member over 1 year ago
Just to nitpick a bit, the post says “shot”, not necessarily “killed”. I tried to research a bit to see how many people actually died from being shot by a dog, but didn’t find that information…
Izzy Moreno over 1 year ago
Why would you want to be Irish?
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
I wonder if that citizenship can apply to a great grandchild. My great grandmother came from Ireland.
Angry Indeed Premium Member over 1 year ago
Guns and dogs, a recipe for disaster!
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Reason #735 why I don’t own a pet (I also don’t own a gun, so perhaps that really isn’t a good objection to pet ownership — although you never know where your pet might go to buy a gun . . . ).
pbr50138 over 1 year ago
I’d bet that the majority of those people that were shot by dogs lived in Texas, since anyone can own one now.