Close to Home by John McPherson for February 24, 2023

That’s not all you nicked honey.

where did the door go?

The usual amount of truth observed

That’s a strong mirror

No worries. It will buff right out.

You can take a look at it when you get home from work but I think you’ll be able to just push the door frame back down where it lifted up a little bit.

The good news is, I think the mirror is OK…

Aw, c’mon! A little caulking, a little paint, and it’ll look like new…

Pffffftt, ba-ha-ha-ha-ha, I couldn’t even type that with a straight face!

I know y’all can’t see my face, but trust me, if you could… you’d laugh at it, too!

Wait, I don’t think that came out right!

Apparently, Bleeb had already made his normal “observation,” and while basking in the wonderfulness of that, was able to observe what can happen when a rear view mirror’s built in “give” doesn’t do what it is supposed to.

“Fortunately, the rest of the car is just fine.

The frame of the garage does have kind of nick mark on it."

So…there’s a ‘Mrs. Santos’?

I was in a hurry one morn and took my side mirror right off. I was not happy, but I’ve learned to never be in a hurry backing out of the garage, lol.

Our garage has a spot like that, fortunately the mirror took the brunt of the damage and it was only $150 DIY replacement.

My wife hit my truck mirror on side of our garage. We had just painted whole house so scrape on side of garage was quite noticeable.

Don’t they retract? ☺️☺️☺️☺️

That’s how my wife found out that the side view mirrors on her car swivel forward or backwards.

Next call: The Garage Door company

Only a loving wife would make a situation a mole hill out of a mountain

No matter how wide the garage door is, you’ll have problems backing out…

How many times has a woman in my life done this? Three times

Let’s see how AAA handles this.

Definitely putting the best spin on that situation……

Bleeb’s just waiting for his hoe to show.

Was she going in, or going out??? Evidently, she wasn’t using the mirror. Hiya Bleeb! :)

That’s one strong side mirror…

That’s the difference between an optimist and a pessimist…

Sturdy car — must be a Volvo.

Just a little bit!