Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 06, 2023

oh he’s spying on his own castle?

He can give it some more lift just by talking.

“Would you like to ride, in my beautiful balloon?”

I bet that Fink was able to blow that thing up himself.

Don’t fly over the U.S. You’ll be shot down…eventually.

The only balloon that doesn’t need a gas tank…

It can be said of all politicians, how can they be a “man of the people” if they’re getting special treatment?

It’s a policy making device, to see which way the wind blows.

The Fink better hope the wind isn’t blowing toward the Huns.

Too easy…

Best stay out of North American airspace.

More like Air Force 5/8.

Don’t fly over the USA!

The fink should enter his balloon in the Spiedie Fest and Balloon Rally this August.

With his popularity rating, a tad higher might be prudent.

What is that? It’s the royal gasbag. OK, but what is he doing in a hot air balloon?

Good thing jets weren’t invented then…LOL

Now the Fink can tell everyone he can get it up.

Air Farce one?

New target for archery practice. If the king (it’s good to be King) doesn’t get approval prior to flying over other kingdoms, those kingdoms may just shoot the balloon down. Yip yip yip yip yip

Finally.. the king can look down on his subjects

Hope Biden doesn’t shoot it down!

Air force F-45 ….. target acquired ….. locked …… missile away.

This would have been funnier if Wiz had his back to the Balloon..

Not bad when you can take the entire air force with you.

I can’t believe it. No one has called the king the fink. I will. The fink is in AF1.

Beware the ‘Raptor’.

He should visit China.

The balloon looks like a hot air balloon without the usual propane burner. Then I realized there was an inexhaustible source of hot air in the basket already.

Going Montana way?