Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 10, 2023

Always pay the Piper !

Naturally.

Where’s Glenn?

Say an Ave for that plumbing, it’s gone

You’re a week too early.

I wonder what the McBride’s are sending out in the mail?

That song is Scottish, not Irish.

May the clogs rise up to meet ya.

I’d rather call Radiant Plumbing…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMxvqrUPckc

(Caution contains strong language)

Funny

What pipes?

I really did laugh out loud at this one.

Perhaps a reference to March 10th being International BagPipe Day?

Oh, sure…the guy wears a scally cap and has rusty hair. So, frickin’ stereotypical and downright offensive to many people, I’m sure. However, do ya know who isn’t offended by it in the least? The Irish! That’s why they rock :)

Watch out for those leprechauns!

“The sinks, the sinks are leaking. The toilet, the toilet ain’t flushing.”

“Danny Boy” is “Londonderry Aire” with lyrics.

The man who sold the milk to all of London town / Amassed a fortune by his toil and care; / And when he left this sad world for a better place, / He left it to his London dairy heir.

A London lass went out to walk upon the street; / The night was cold, and snow and ice were there; / And when her foot did slip upon a patch of it, / She fell upon her London derriere.

fortunately, he usually pipes down when he’s working…

This is just plumb crazy.