The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 20, 2023

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.

tell them to Bee-have Daisy!

I agree. That’s a terrible app.

Sweatheart They’re all the same, Take you in the flower of your youth leave you to wilt is fetid water. Consider that an expression of love?

That’s the app to “Bee” on if you are a flower!

Well, your Tumble App is even worse!

I only give that app a ‘Bee’.

“For sure, never ever hook up with a Japanese Beetle. They go right for your foliage!”

Well, never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them.

I never wanted to be pollinated on a first date.

Stop petaling your self on that site!

My best ‘first’ dates were with women men I already knew and was comfortable with.

Don’t they know she has a pistil?

Pity, she’s the Bees Knees!

All they want to do is deflower you.

Bees are such rakes

Sweetie, your biological clock IS ticking…

How can you expect your search to be fruitful if you don’t get pollinated?

But it has all the latest buzz.

’Don’t think Fibonacci would agree with this one.

When she’s finally in the mood to pollinate, she knows the stamen’s gonna anther the call.

soon enough, their relationship’s gonna go to seed…

They are the bloomer generation.