Back in survival school, we were taught resistance techniques for withstanding interrogations. At the time, I was a second lieutenant, playing dummy was a very plausible tactic.
Reminds me of the silly old story of a prisoner, tormented by his captor by being forced to act like a clock. He has to sit in his cell all day, saying, “Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock . . . .” But to show his defiance, the prisoner just says, “Tick, tick, tick, tick . . .”
“You are being very foolish,” his captor tells him. “We have ways of making you tock.”
Ratkin Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Howdy’s about to Doody in his pants.
SHIVA almost 2 years ago
Talk, Dummy!!!
Imagine almost 2 years ago
What. No glove?
Not it! Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Well that’s gonna leave a mark…
backyardcowboy almost 2 years ago
Gotta hand it to ya Dave!
Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Dummy up dummy, don’t let him make you spill the beans.
Znox11 almost 2 years ago
Nice one!
goboboyd almost 2 years ago
And no nytril glove!
dflak almost 2 years ago
Back in survival school, we were taught resistance techniques for withstanding interrogations. At the time, I was a second lieutenant, playing dummy was a very plausible tactic.
Doug K almost 2 years ago
We have ways of making you say whatever we want you to say.
Masterskrain almost 2 years ago
Someone call Jef-Fa-Fa Dun-HAM!!
johnjoyce almost 2 years ago
This made me laugh out loud this morning. Thanks, Dave!
wuhts almost 2 years ago
Good one!
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
Charlie McCarthy…..wooden you like to know!
Norris66 almost 2 years ago
Don’t be a Knucklehead.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Anybody who’s a ventriloquist please put your hand up!
WCraft Premium Member almost 2 years ago
This could go so horribly wrong…
sandflea almost 2 years ago
Said the proctologist.
Lablubber almost 2 years ago
The mob was once known as The Black Hand.
KEA almost 2 years ago
looks a lot like Howdy Doody…except for the clothes
Mayor Snorkum almost 2 years ago
I know that way. The doctor used it on me at my last physical. I spoke, all right.
Spiffy almost 2 years ago
That dummy looks just a bit too happy about the situation…
gammaguy almost 2 years ago
That’s Howdy Doody, not one of the Muppets. Before he will talk, you have to string him up.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
So many aliases, he’s no dummy
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 2 years ago
Tempt him with..Chatty Cathy!
paullp Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Reminds me of the silly old story of a prisoner, tormented by his captor by being forced to act like a clock. He has to sit in his cell all day, saying, “Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock . . . .” But to show his defiance, the prisoner just says, “Tick, tick, tick, tick . . .”
“You are being very foolish,” his captor tells him. “We have ways of making you tock.”